"You can choose your friends but you sho' can't choose your family!" Harper Lee's immortal quote from To Kill a Mockingbird is happily changed to "You can choose your friends but I couldn’t have chosen a better family," by tiny heroine Madeleine (Maddy) Marie Jensen, , a feeling heartily endorsed by Maddy's twelve year-old "fiancé," Harry, an endearment which leads the two through a tale of riotous fun, mystery, and mayhem.

Thus follows a series of unprecedented outrageous happenings taking the two and their subsequent offspring, the talented Tallulah, and her companion, the dashing Toby, on an unparalleled rollercoaster ride from London’s glamorous Belgravia  to a not so Gay Paree,  and the exotic--but sinister--Caribbean.

Along the way, they encounter a plethora of outrageous characters, guaranteeing never a dull moment. You have been warned--nobody is quite what they seem!

CONTENT ADVISORY: This title includes MM, MF, and FMF scenes.