Biggest Poser, The

Reality With A Twist

Author(s): Sam Cheever

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Personal trainer for the ever popular, Lose it! reality show, Jillie Maxwell is up for the most important award of her career. And she’s competing against the biggest b-eye-itch she’s ever met. Fortunately for her, she has the sexiest man alive in her corner. Problem is, each and every one of them has a dirty little secret that could tank a career.

For the contestants, the race is on to lose the most weight and win everything. For the staff of the popular weight loss show, the clock is ticking to the culmination of their lies and the possibility of losing it all.

Will the Biggest Poser win? Or will the lies just grow and grow until they sink the whole show? Only one thing is certain. Whatever happens, it’s gonna be an entertaining ride!

Excerpt

All Hail the Queen!

Spotlight: Brandt Parkerson and Deva Banks

Location: The limousine bringing the show’s new chef and trainer to the Ranch

Scene: The new personnel offer their observations of the Lose it! Ranch.

“I’ve never seen anything like it. You know? The place is just stunning. Over a hundred acres of rolling hills and trees, with a giant lake in the middle.” Brandt shakes his head, “It’s very impressive.”

“Excuse me! I couldn’t disagree more!” A small hand shoots in front of the camera, followed by a face that looks like one of those big eyed dog cards until the camera pans in her direction and she sits back. Then Deva Banks says, “This place looks nothing like they represent it on TV. What a dump! And the show… good lord, last season was a joke. I can’t remember the last time it got any ratings. It’s a mess. I’m hearing giant swirling sounds and dodging turds here! Thank god they hired me to retrieve it from the toilet.”

The camera bobbles and returns to Chef Brandt, catching him with an “I don’t believe I just heard that,” look on his handsome face.

He jerks and turns back to the camera, peering out of the corner of his eye at the mad woman he shares the limousine with. “I’m just so happy they gave me this chance and I’m hoping to make a real difference on the show.” Some off camera scuffling sounds indicate a possible fending off of another attempted camera grab.

Chef Brandt’s grin turns determined as he appears to dodge several more attempts to grab the limelight. “The way I see it, even if I fall flat on my face it won’t be a total loss. I’ll still get to spend time with Jillie Maxwell. The sexy trainer the world loves to hate!” He laughs good naturedly.

“Oh good lord!” a strident voice offers off camera. “What an idiot!”

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ISBN (Electronic): 978-1-4543-0194-3
Genre: Fiction
Date Published: 06/14/2012
Publisher: Red Rose Publishing

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