Dear Santa,

My family is insane and I’ve been more than naughty this year.

It was totally worth it.

If you could please, leave some turkey and dressing and other REAL
Christmas food under the tree, I’ll promise to work on that “nice thing this year.

Oh and don’t worry about stocking stuffers, I’ve already picked that out for myself . He is 6ft plus of hippie latin goodness and he stuff the very best stocking in the world.

Simone!