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Laughing in the Dark

Author(s): Mike McCarty

 Former stand up comedian, Michael McCarty joins comedic forces with humorous horror authors to bring this collection of scary and funny stories. It will have you Laughing in the Dark but hopefully you will not die laughing.

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 Jeffrey Dahmer, serial killer and gruesome gourmet:
 
MCCARTY: Jeffrey Dahmer ... you ate people. Why?
 
DAHMER: I was hungry.
 
McCARTY: But you ate people.
 
DAHMER: Yeah, I know. I was there.
 
McCARTY: The operative word here is people! Ever hear of a 7-Eleven? Wendy’s drive-thru is open late…
 
DAHMER: Their stuff just isn’t humany enough for me.
 
McCARTY: I’m sorry dude, but that's just sick. Do you have anything to say in your defense about your cannibalism?
 
DAHMER: They say you are what you eat—so if I'm eating what I already am...is that so wrong? 
 
McCARTY: Ever eat any clowns? I bet they'd taste...funny.
 
DAHMER: Oh, shut up.

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ISBN (Print): 9781629291260
ISBN (Electronic): 9781629291253
Genre: Horror
Date Published: 06/01/2014
Publisher: Damnation Books LLC

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