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sjwilling
September 22nd, 2012, 01:15 PM
...And are normally associated with Ouch!

1. Having sex while wearing a chastity belt.

2. Taking a hill at high speed on your friend's motor bike while wearing a strap on dildo.

3. Giving your partner oral sex on the roller coaster.

4. Pretending your neighbor's shotgun is a TV controller when he catches you in bed with his wife.

5. Pretending your frypan wielding wife didn't hear a thing after being caught by your neighbor in bed with his wife.

6. For men...going to the chest of drawers naked and slamming the drawer shut on your thingy.

7. For women...discovering your latest beau is into body piercing big time--yours that is.

8. Finding out that the flight you're on while joining the mile-high club in the teensie rest room has suddenly run out of fuel.

9. When the women on top finds out the thump she heard while indulging her partner's erotic asphixia desires meant the wire she was using was way too sharp...

10. Making love on the front seat of a 2012 Ferrari 458 Italia and obstructing the driver's view and brain cells, while coming up on a bridge under construction. Talk about shooting your wad....

hollie
September 22nd, 2012, 01:22 PM
SJjjjjaaaayyyyyy

Its so good to see you and your humour, how are you and tree? ((((HUGS)))) :outtahere:

sjwilling
September 22nd, 2012, 01:48 PM
Hey Hollie,

I'm 190lbs lighter with skin and bones arms and legs and still retain my huge tummy. I kinda look like a bowling ball with sticks stuck in it. LOL.

Still, we think we now have a system/medication regime which might keep me stabilized. All I have to do now is make sure I implement it 24/7 for the rest of my life.

No pressure...

:)

How are you and all your family doing? I think I'm roughly two years behind on all the details.

Hugs
S.J.

hollie
September 22nd, 2012, 04:09 PM
I'm glad to hear things are looking up, keep up with your meds and be a good boy. I do sympathise with having to change your whole life, we recently found that i am gluten intolerant and that is difficult enough.

You could be right about being 2 years behind, did you know I went back to school? I start my final year this week, and the meanies already set homework for before we start. I also did an editing course over the summer, which was great and I learnt loads, my ambition to be an editor is looking more and more possible.

keep safe and well and keep in touch smilies/1poke.gif

CharmedGirl
September 27th, 2012, 07:55 PM
It's great to see you back online SJ. It's been a while.

Hope you and tree are both well and that you'll be online a bit more often now that it seems you're getting better.

sjwilling
September 28th, 2012, 08:22 AM
Good luck with the school Hollie. It's always interesting to go back to learning when you're older. And good luck with the editing stuff. There's nothing better in the world than to be able to earn a living from something you enjoy doing.


S.J.

sjwilling
September 28th, 2012, 08:28 AM
Hi Bec, long time no see. How are you and the family doing? Hoping to get online more but taking things slowly, starting small and working up. Trying to get Atlantis IV polished up and submitted. whew. talk about hard work :)

S.J.

Cynjin
November 11th, 2012, 02:23 PM
Hi!
I was hoping you might be able to provide some direction for my search. I recently found your book at Samhain Publishing, Poseidon VII. It sounds completely intriguing, and I purchased them from Amazon, the one mentioned and Dante I. However, according to Goodreads, this series starts with a book called Cyberius III, and I can't find that book anywhere, not BN.com, Samhain, Amazon, Fictionwise, or New Concept Publishing. Is it available? If not, will it be available soon? I love to read series in order, and don't want to miss out on any background/setup. However, if it's not available, will I be able to understand the two stories that are out now and still enjoy them? Thanks so much, and I appreciate any info you can provide in regards to this book.



...And are normally associated with Ouch!

1. Having sex while wearing a chastity belt.

2. Taking a hill at high speed on your friend's motor bike while wearing a strap on dildo.

3. Giving your partner oral sex on the roller coaster.

4. Pretending your neighbor's shotgun is a TV controller when he catches you in bed with his wife.

5. Pretending your frypan wielding wife didn't hear a thing after being caught by your neighbor in bed with his wife.

6. For men...going to the chest of drawers naked and slamming the drawer shut on your thingy.

7. For women...discovering your latest beau is into body piercing big time--yours that is.

8. Finding out that the flight you're on while joining the mile-high club in the teensie rest room has suddenly run out of fuel.

9. When the women on top finds out the thump she heard while indulging her partner's erotic asphixia desires meant the wire she was using was way too sharp...

10. Making love on the front seat of a 2012 Ferrari 458 Italia and obstructing the driver's view and brain cells, while coming up on a bridge under construction. Talk about shooting your wad....