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sjwilling
October 18th, 2007, 06:28 PM
Three months 'till christmas eve is nigh
and I'm feeling rather hot.
It's not the fire that's banked so high
but the where, withall, the what!
I met the hunk, who lives next door,
he conquered with a kiss
and asked me if I wanted more --
a night of total bliss.
Then took the ribbon from my hair
and he tied it in a bow
I will not say exactly where,
But he tied it kinda low.
He told me that I'd get it back
This coming Christmas night
when pleasure I would have no lack
beneath the twinkling lights,
And now I'm warm and wet just waiting
For this Christmas day to come
and aquiver with anticipation
until the bow's undone,
For I can't stop thinking, let me say
of his "treasure" firm and fine
And knowing that on Christmas day
the whole of it is mine


:wideeyed:

S.J.

Dani
October 18th, 2007, 07:08 PM
:wideeyed: Oh my! What a sexy poem! :hellobaby:

Ummm, can I have a Christmas present like that? :whistling: :devil:

sjwilling
October 20th, 2007, 03:02 AM
:roflmao: I have a spare one but you'll need to buy batteries :swoon:


S.J.

Dani
October 20th, 2007, 10:42 PM
:wideeyed::arghhhh: OMG! I so do not want to know anymore!

CharmedGirl
October 22nd, 2007, 12:14 AM
:roflmao: I have a spare one but you'll need to buy batteries :swoon:


S.J.

OMG why would you want one of those when you can find a nice handsome man to do it instead :lol:

Dani
October 22nd, 2007, 12:44 AM
I'm not that out going in my regular life Bec. :roflmao:

sjwilling
October 29th, 2007, 08:54 PM
Well you see there's this latex casting kit where, when the man of your life is like out of town, he's still there sorta....

:errrr:

S.J.

Dani
October 30th, 2007, 12:00 AM
I SOOOOO did NOT need to know that! :roflmao:

CharmedGirl
October 30th, 2007, 08:50 PM
Ummm what if you can find someone else to take his place...let's say his best friend.

OMG I'm just kidding around. LOL

sjwilling
February 2nd, 2008, 05:28 AM
Ummm what if you can find someone else to take his place...let's say his best friend.

OMG I'm just kidding around. LOL

Well hey there's enough in the kit to make two just make sure you lable them...

:roflmao:

S.J.

P.S. this post was made by the evil octuplets.... Honest. :innocent: