View Full Version : Ode to a Mildred

January 18th, 2008, 11:18 PM
Where, oh, where, has Mildred gone
My childhood friend, who sings my song
With long slow sweeps she catches my hearts
and strangers, people, she'll split them apart

o, where, o where has my sweetheart faded
her bright red paint now chipped and jaded
with whispering cries, and rending bone
Mildred, my friend, should come on home.

Whereo, owhere, have they taken her now
hidden by earth, buried by plow?
Mildred my sweetest, please kick start for me
We'll practice techniques on the nearest oak tree

Whereowhereowhereoowhere have you strayed
when moments and memories of our highlights are made
and poor wailing cries of the people we meet
are the tunes that we share when strangers we greet.

And so, here you are, my sweetest and dear
with you in my hands we have nothing to fear
unless, of course, the worst comes to pass
and your poor little body runs out of gas

whereowhereowhereowhereowhere is the gaaaaasssssssss!!!!!



January 19th, 2008, 02:29 AM
Laugh it Up fuzball

January 19th, 2008, 05:58 PM
Laugh it Up fuzball

That was the best S.J.!!! I'm still laughing and so is my mom.

January 21st, 2008, 12:06 AM
Great poem for Mildred :notworthy:


January 24th, 2008, 10:41 PM
Where are you? :(

Mildred is missing everybody.


January 25th, 2008, 12:26 AM
Don't look at me? You had her last!!

I can't believe you lost her. This is too funny!!! Laugh it Up fuzball

January 25th, 2008, 10:54 AM
I am here Mildred! Not to worry! Bouncy Icon Smilie Now the fun can begin (eats popcorn and watches the fun)

January 25th, 2008, 02:21 PM
Okay, I just realized that you weren't telling us that Mildred was missing. You were meaning that Mildred misses us. I thought that you'd lost her again.

Oh Lord help us now cause she's back with a vengeance (and my rear's the prime target)! Eeek! I need to run and hide.

January 27th, 2008, 09:22 PM
Watch your back Dani.

SJ and Mildred together equals big trouble. LOL

January 27th, 2008, 09:24 PM
You need to watch yours too remember? You helped and you took George. Laugh it Up fuzball

January 27th, 2008, 09:25 PM
OMG I've still got George to. Oh man I'm not giving him back either otherwise there is no way we'll be safe.

February 2nd, 2008, 04:46 AM
Uhuh no one's safe I've just released the evil octuplets from their three month captivity. They are primed and armed with chocolate dildos* and charged with the task of locating George and returning him to me.



*All except the gay one, he's been given a soggy cucumber.

February 4th, 2008, 12:12 AM
A soggy cucumber? :whistling:

Man you're mean.Laugh it Up fuzball

February 4th, 2008, 12:29 AM
Hey just be cause I'm not an evil Twin doesn't mean I can be evil now and then