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tree220
April 6th, 2008, 10:39 PM
Okay so this started out on SJ's poll page (you know the one where you're supposed to vote so he'll have to have his picture taken in the pink negligee) but stemmed from the April Fool's joke Samhain pulled - they were going to have their first cover with total male nudity and SJ would be the cover model. Yes I know, scarey.

Anyway that has evolved into a remake of Beauty and the Beast with some twists.

SJ will be playing the Beast, who is actually the female character
Johnny Depp will play Beauty who of course is the male character (and boy is he male Lusty Drool Smilie) .

Personally I think the movie will be better if Johnny Depp appears nude throughout the whole movie and as for SJ, well I think it would be best if he stayed hidden behind a mirror that was reflecting a naked Johnny Depp. And being the loving wife that I am, I can't force SJ to do a love scene, and there will be many, with another man so I will be his stand in for those scenes. *sigh* The things I'll do for love.

Anyway, Bec didn't want to be left out so the Beast is acquiring a sister (Bec) who will scarifice her body to save her sister from Beauty's friends, played by James Marsden and David Boreanaz, who come to kill the Beast to save Beauty. Bec's character of course will make them forget why they came to the castle.

There will of course be a HEA - Beauty will run off with me, Bec's character will continue making Beauty's friends forget why they came to the castle. And Beast, well we have to let SJ have a HEA too so he'll be seen dancing off into the sunset with Mildred.


That being said, who else wants to be in the movie and what (and who) do you want your character to do?

Dani
April 6th, 2008, 11:30 PM
Laugh it Up fuzball Laugh it Up fuzball
Okay, when I finnish laughing my ass off over this I'll be back to see what I want to do to take part in this.

tree220
April 6th, 2008, 11:37 PM
Laugh it Up fuzball Laugh it Up fuzball
Okay, when I finnish laughing my ass off over this I'll be back to see what I want to do to take part in this.

don't laugh too long or else Bec and her evil twin will be back snatching up even more eligible men.

Dani
April 6th, 2008, 11:42 PM
Just find me a part with Gerard Butler, Orlando Bloom and Vin Diesel and I'll be a VERY happy woman!

tree220
April 6th, 2008, 11:53 PM
Just find me a part with Gerard Butler, Orlando Bloom and Vin Diesel and I'll be a VERY happy woman!

hmmm . . .

okay so your character is the Beast's housekeeper (don't worry, you won't have to do any cleaning, your staff will do that for you). Gerard and Vin work for you - Gerard is the pool boy and you must stay on top of him until he gets the job done and Vin is the Swedish Masseuse and you're putty in his hands. Beast is very nervous so although he loves the idea of a Swedish Masseuse he's afraid to get a massage so he has you get all the massages for him. Now Orlando is a different matter. He's the Captain of one Beauty's ships (the White Pearl). Beauty holds Orlando's heart (literally) but once he meets the Beast he leaves Orlando's heart in your capable hands.

:write:

Dani
April 7th, 2008, 12:09 AM
Oooooooh, I so like that! Lusty Drool Smilie

:notworthy:

tree220
April 7th, 2008, 12:13 AM
Oooooooh, I so like that! Lusty Drool Smilie

:notworthy:

of course now you have 3 men and Bec only has 2. Since we know how greedy she can be when it comes to men and sharing them I'm anticipating a request for more men from her.

sjwilling
April 7th, 2008, 12:18 AM
Okay so this started out on SJ's poll page (you know the one where you're supposed to vote so he'll have to have his picture taken in the pink negligee) but stemmed from the April Fool's joke Samhain pulled - they were going to have their first cover with total male nudity and SJ would be the cover model. Yes I know, scarey.

Anyway that has evolved into a remake of Beauty and the Beast with some twists.

SJ will be playing the Beast, who is actually the female character
Johnny Depp will play Beauty who of course is the male character (and boy is he male Lusty Drool Smilie) .

Personally I think the movie will be better if Johnny Depp appears nude throughout the whole movie and as for SJ, well I think it would be best if he stayed hidden behind a mirror that was reflecting a naked Johnny Depp. And being the loving wife that I am, I can't force SJ to do a love scene, and there will be many, with another man so I will be his stand in for those scenes. *sigh* The things I'll do for love.

Anyway, Bec didn't want to be left out so the Beast is acquiring a sister (Bec) who will scarifice her body to save her sister from Beauty's friends, played by James Marsden and David Boreanaz, who come to kill the Beast to save Beauty. Bec's character of course will make them forget why they came to the castle.

There will of course be a HEA - Beauty will run off with me, Bec's character will continue making Beauty's friends forget why they came to the castle. And Beast, well we have to let SJ have a HEA too so he'll be seen dancing off into the sunset with Mildred.


That being said, who else wants to be in the movie and what (and who) do you want your character to do?

you can have my gay octuplet for the beast, he'll look after Johnny Depp for you .

:)

S.J.

Dani
April 7th, 2008, 12:19 AM
of course now you have 3 men and Bec only has 2. Since we know how greedy she can be when it comes to men and sharing them I'm anticipating a request for more men from her.

Oh well, she'll live or she'll find another man or two to add to her list.Laugh it Up fuzball

tree220
April 7th, 2008, 12:21 AM
you can have my gay octuplet for the beast, he'll look after Johnny Depp for you .

:)

S.J.

that's okay, I don't mind taking care of that part of the role for you.

tree220
April 7th, 2008, 12:22 AM
Oh well, she'll live or she'll find another man or two to add to her list.Laugh it Up fuzball

we'll let her have the evil octuplets, that should keep her busy.

Dani
April 7th, 2008, 12:23 AM
you can have my gay octuplet for the beast, he'll look after Johnny Depp for you .

:)

S.J.
How did I know you'd bring him into this! Laugh it Up fuzball

CharmedGirl
April 7th, 2008, 12:25 AM
I'm happy with the two men I already requested. LOL

tree220
April 7th, 2008, 12:30 AM
I'm happy with the two men I already requested. LOL

who are you and what have you done with Bec you imposter!!!!:err:

CharmedGirl
April 7th, 2008, 12:30 AM
who are you and what have you done with Bec you imposter!!!!:err:

I'm not greedy all the time smilies/bump.gif

Dani
April 7th, 2008, 12:32 AM
who are you and what have you done with Bec you imposter!!!!:err:
My sentiments exactly!

Is this another doppleganger that we don't know about? :eek:

tree220
April 7th, 2008, 12:32 AM
I'm not greedy all the time smilies/bump.gif

uh huh and I bet you've got a bridge you want to sell too

CharmedGirl
April 7th, 2008, 12:34 AM
uh huh and I bet you've got a bridge you want to sell too

I wish I had a bridge to sell
:TroutSlap:

tree220
April 7th, 2008, 12:47 AM
I wish I had a bridge to sell
:TroutSlap:

well I can sell you one at a reduced price and then you can turn around and sell it for a profit :whistilin:

CharmedGirl
April 7th, 2008, 05:33 AM
well I can sell you one at a reduced price and then you can turn around and sell it for a profit :whistilin:

I'd rather someone build me a bridge so I can cross to a fantasy island Laugh it Up fuzball

tree220
April 7th, 2008, 10:22 AM
I'd rather someone build me a bridge so I can cross to a fantasy island Laugh it Up fuzball

uh unh, no way. not after watching that movie where the kids were building the bridge and the girl died.
:nono:

sabby07
April 7th, 2008, 01:06 PM
Ok I need a part in this with Joaquin Phoenix, Mark Wahlburg or Edward Norton and I will be no problems at all!

tree220
April 7th, 2008, 04:26 PM
Ok I need a part in this with Joaquin Phoenix, Mark Wahlburg or Edward Norton and I will be no problems at all!

Okay, now you're another one of the Beast's sisters but instead of living at the castle with the Beast and the rest of the family (it's starting to get a bit crowded with people showing up and never leaving) you like your independence. Therefore you own and operate the local pub and try to convince people to leave your sister alone. That's how Joaquin's, Mark's and Edward's characters make their appearances. They stopped for directions and never left, convinced that if you were the Beast's sister then therefore she had to be okay. Now they work in the pub with you and your establishment is now boasting topless waiters. Of course the ones that don't stop at the pub and head directly to the castle Bec takes care of.

:write:

CharmedGirl
April 7th, 2008, 04:33 PM
This is turning into a great story tree!

tree220
April 7th, 2008, 04:40 PM
This is turning into a great story tree!

thank you!

AussieHeMan
April 7th, 2008, 04:58 PM
Trust Bec to pick David Boreanaz. She never stops watching reruns of Bones!

CharmedGirl
April 7th, 2008, 05:27 PM
Trust Bec to pick David Boreanaz. She never stops watching reruns of Bones!

We seriously need two computers in this house!

tree220
April 7th, 2008, 05:32 PM
We seriously need two computers in this house!

only one computer!?!?! :jawdrop: oh you poor thing!

*wonders if she should mention that there are 6 working computers in this house*

CharmedGirl
April 7th, 2008, 05:39 PM
only one computer!?!?! :jawdrop: oh you poor thing!

*wonders if she should mention that there are 6 working computers in this house*

Yeah only one computer :tear: at the moment. My laptop is around at my mum's so I'll have to go get it.
:TroutSlap:

I know there are six working computers in your house tree!

tree220
April 7th, 2008, 05:44 PM
Yeah only one computer :tear: at the moment. My laptop is around at my mum's so I'll have to go get it.
:TroutSlap:

I know there are six working computers in your house tree!

actually SJ just reminded me that there are 7 working computers at the moment. and another just needs to be plugged in. and a laptop that works but doesn't have internet.

CharmedGirl
April 7th, 2008, 05:48 PM
actually SJ just reminded me that there are 7 working computers at the moment. and another just needs to be plugged in. and a laptop that works but doesn't have internet.

You have way too many working computers. LOL smilies/bump.gif

tree220
April 7th, 2008, 06:10 PM
You have way too many working computers.
LOL smilies/bump.gif

but there are 3 of us using computers and we all have a desktop and a laptop. except for SJ who has 2 desktops and a laptop.

sabby07
April 7th, 2008, 06:12 PM
:notworthy: Tree I love the idea of my Pub! I think once a month we can get all of the guys together for a :orange: Male ReviewLusty Drool Smilie now what to name the pub....

7 computers! Holy cow

AussieHeMan
April 7th, 2008, 06:14 PM
:notworthy: Tree I love the idea of my Pub! I think once a month we can get all of the guys together for a :orange: Male ReviewLusty Drool Smilie now what to name the pub....



Sabby if we all head down to your pub do we get free rounds of drinks? LOL

sabby07
April 7th, 2008, 06:16 PM
:eat: As long as you dont mind the waiters being topless

tree220
April 7th, 2008, 06:19 PM
:notworthy: Tree I love the idea of my Pub! I think once a month we can get all of the guys together for a :orange: Male ReviewLusty Drool Smilie now what to name the pub....

7 computers! Holy cow

I don't know, 7 computers! Holy cow doesn't sound very pubbish but hey if you like it . . .

sabby07
April 7th, 2008, 06:22 PM
:roflmao: No i don't think holy cow would be a good name for the pub how about Woodies LMBO (hey im easily amused!)

tree220
April 7th, 2008, 06:26 PM
:roflmao: No i don't think holy cow would be a good name for the pub how about Woodies LMBO (hey im easily amused!)

How about a play on Hooters - Hotties!

sabby07
April 7th, 2008, 06:32 PM
Hotties it is!!!!!:orange:

tree220
April 7th, 2008, 06:35 PM
Hotties it is!!!!!:orange:

Drinks for everyone!!!!!

smilies/beer1.gif :tequila: ChampagneParty.gif :tequila: smilies/beer1.gif

sabby07
April 7th, 2008, 07:04 PM
alright I think out of respect we need to take a moment to appreciate our actors in this......
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e317/sabbysun/JD.jpg Johnny Depp
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e317/sabbysun/OB.jpg Orlando Bloom
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e317/sabbysun/7QADACABQZMMICAFFRQ1BCAKIA350CARX3D.jpg Vin Diesel
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e317/sabbysun/GB.jpg Gerard Butler
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e317/sabbysun/JM.jpg James Marsden
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e317/sabbysun/DB.jpgDavid Boreanaz
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e317/sabbysun/DB2.jpg ok I added this one just so we know what he looks like with clothes on.
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e317/sabbysun/imagesen.jpg Edward Norton
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e317/sabbysun/imagesjp.jpg Joaquin Phoenix
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e317/sabbysun/imagesmw.jpgMark Wahlburg
What were we talking about... I was a little distracted!Lusty Drool Smilie

tree220
April 7th, 2008, 07:06 PM
alright I think out of respect we need to take a moment to appreciate our actors in this......
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e317/sabbysun/JD.jpg Johnny Depp
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e317/sabbysun/OB.jpg Orlando Bloom
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e317/sabbysun/7QADACABQZMMICAFFRQ1BCAKIA350CARX3D.jpg Vin Diesel
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e317/sabbysun/GB.jpg Gerard Butler
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e317/sabbysun/JM.jpg James Marsden
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e317/sabbysun/DB.jpgDavid Boreanaz
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e317/sabbysun/DB2.jpg ok I added this one just so we know what he looks like with clothes on.
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e317/sabbysun/imagesen.jpg Edward Norton
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e317/sabbysun/imagesjp.jpg Joaquin Phoenix
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e317/sabbysun/imagesmw.jpgMark Wahlburg
What were we talking about... I was a little distracted!Lusty Drool Smilie

better post a warning to Bec not to view this one since she's liable to short out their computer with her drool.

sabby07
April 7th, 2008, 07:08 PM
Oh and Tree he can be the pub's repair man
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e317/sabbysun/mm.jpg matthew mcconaughey (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&rls=com.microsoft:en-us:IE-Address&rlz=1I7ADBR&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=matthew+mcconaughey&spell=1)

tree220
April 7th, 2008, 07:10 PM
Oh and Tree he can be the pub's repair man
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e317/sabbysun/mm.jpg matthew mcconaughey (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&rls=com.microsoft:en-us:IE-Address&rlz=1I7ADBR&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=matthew+mcconaughey&spell=1)

I think he will fit in very nicely but do you mind loaning him to the castle every once in awhile?

sabby07
April 7th, 2008, 07:14 PM
Yes he can be the pub bouncer/repair man/ moat filler for all LOL

tree220
April 7th, 2008, 07:16 PM
Yes he can be the pub bouncer/repair man/ moat filler for all LOL

I doubt if it's the moat Bec will be wanting him to fill . . .Innocent?

CharmedGirl
April 7th, 2008, 07:24 PM
better post a warning to Bec not to view this one since she's liable to short out their computer with her drool.

Okay my computer is totally going haywire. Laugh it Up fuzball


I doubt if it's the moat Bec will be wanting him to fill . . .Innocent?

Y-U-M-M-Y. Matthew McConaughey Innocent?

sabby07
April 7th, 2008, 07:25 PM
:roflmao: :orange: :spotman: applause.gif Laugh it Up fuzball I think you are right!

Dani
April 8th, 2008, 05:17 PM
Dang, I miss a day of posting and you guys go crazy. Love the men though!

CharmedGirl
April 8th, 2008, 06:04 PM
Drinks for everyone!!!!!

smilies/beer1.gif :tequila: ChampagneParty.gif :tequila: smilies/beer1.gif

wOOhOO party time! Cheers....smilies/beer1.gif

tree220
April 9th, 2008, 08:11 PM
Dang, I miss a day of posting and you guys go crazy. Love the men though!

I think we've gathered quite a cast, I just hope they don't overshadow SJ too much.

CharmedGirl
April 9th, 2008, 10:56 PM
I think we've gathered quite a cast, I just hope they don't overshadow SJ too much.

Not going to happen. :omg_2: who am I kidding of course those men are going to overshadow SJ!

tree220
April 9th, 2008, 11:02 PM
Not going to happen. :omg_2: who am I kidding of course those men are going to overshadow SJ!

well at least we're letting him dance off into the sunset with Mildred

CharmedGirl
April 9th, 2008, 11:07 PM
well at least we're letting him dance off into the sunset with Mildred

Hmmm do you think that's such a good idea tree? We might never see SJ or Mildred again.

tree220
April 9th, 2008, 11:10 PM
Hmmm do you think that's such a good idea tree? We might never see SJ or Mildred again.

but with all those men around will we even notice?

CharmedGirl
April 9th, 2008, 11:13 PM
but with all those men around will we even notice?

Probably not Laugh it Up fuzball