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Lee Silver
July 11th, 2008, 08:55 AM
THE TWIST Has Climbed to #10 on Siren-BookStrand's Bestseller List!

A clever and witty sci-fi romp through big corporations, marriage and the gender wars.
Dee S. Knight , author of Heat Wave


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THE TWIST
ISBN: 1-60601-174-X
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(Blurb)
Zane Tollison's wife is running through their cash faster than he can make it. A "Hail Mary" contract with Clearwater Tobacco arrives in the nick of time to keep his fledgling consulting firm afloat, and to unchain him once and for all from his narcissistic wife.
Beautiful, brilliant, and estranged Kathy Davis is desperate for a new beginning. The feisty post doc bio-geneticist jumps at an offer from Clearwater, pouring her soul into a development that will revolutionize the tobacco industry.
The two are unwittingly reeled into a convoluted plan to steal $12 million. Zane is changing into a carbon copy of Kathy, a pawn in a bizarre genetic metamorphosis, entangling Kathy in a sinewy web of seduction and deceit. Forging a bond that will set the course of their destiny, they fight to overpower the diabolic hold that has taken over their lives.

Genre: Romantic Suspense
Theme: High Tech Metamorphosis
Length: 79,000 words

(Excerpt 3)
Kathy’s eyes were glued to the monitor. “These estrogen numbers are sky high and your cholinergic neurons are going crazy from the nicotine.” She bit her lip, scrolling through the unwieldy matrix of data as she waited for the chromosome analysis program to boot. “It’s the most natural geometry for Huey—the craving for calcium, your cramps, and wild mood swings. I can’t believe I didn’t think of it before.”<O:p></O:p>
“Kathy, you’ve gotta tell me what you’re babbling about.”<O:p></O:p>
She pecked at the keyboard, reloading his DNA files. “I’ve worked with the same twists for so long, I never even gave a second thought to the fact that you’re a guy.” The chromosome graphics popped up on the display. “Bingo.” <O:p></O:p>
Kathy propped her chin in her hand. “Your DNA?” She tapped the screen. “It’s female.”<O:p></O:p>
Zane snickered. “Let me get this straight. You mean I’m turning into a girl?” <O:p></O:p>
The silence was deafening. <O:p></O:p>
He ran his fingers though his hair. “No, it can’t be.”<O:p></O:p>
She placed her hand atop his shoulder and switched off the computer. “You’re not turning into a girl, Zane.” She could instantly feel the muscles in his neck relax. “You already are one. Technically speaking, your body is just making a few corrections to match your altered genetic profile.”<O:p></O:p>
“Dandy, just fucking dandy.” The room rumbled like thunder as he pounded his fist on the table. “Do you always have to be so goddamn clinical?” Zane tossed his hands in the air and stormed towards the doorway. “That’s it. I don’t give a shit about the money. I’m through.”<O:p></O:p>
A familiar voice echoed from the intercom. “What’s the matter, sweetie, don’t ya wanna be a girl?” One hand perched on her hip, the lanky blonde giggled, waving her fingers as she stood behind the glass observation window at the far end of the lab.<O:p></O:p>
“Elise, what are you doing here?” <O:p></O:p>
“That bitch wife of yours is in on this!” Kathy shrieked.<O:p></O:p>
“Shut up, you nerd slut,” Elise snipped. “He’s always been pretty dickless, so it ain’t really gonna make all that much difference now, is it?” She folded her arms and chuckled. “I don’t know what I ever saw in him, but from last night’s late show, it sure looks like he plugs your socket!”<O:p></O:p>
“Ladies, ladies,” Chorde’s voice interrupted. “This catfight is utterly unbecoming for the both of you.” A man stepped up behind Elise and put his arms around her waist. “The test shall continue.” <O:p></O:p>
Zane’s finger quivered as he pointed at the window. “That, that’s me!”<O:p></O:p>
“Surely, you must be beside yourself, my dear. Have you had no occasion of late to see yourself in a mirror?” A shallow grin spread across Chorde’s face. “I must admit, the boy-cut clothing and trendy punk hairstyle make quite the fashion statement. Might I suggest nipple rings and a few well chosen tattoos?”<O:p></O:p>
Zane pawed at the window. “Chorde, what the hell is going on?”<O:p></O:p>
“The name is Tollison, Zane Tollison.” Chorde glared out of the window. “With a few subtle improvements, of course.” Ignoring Zane’s presence, Chorde walked to and fro. “It occurred to me rather serendipitously that several objectives could be achieved during the course of a single study. Not only could we demonstrate the ability to add the Hydrolyzed Unilateral Esquilax responsible for nicotine addiction to a male subject, we could put to rest the messy debate over whether genetics or socialization is root cause of women’s low tolerance for the stuff.”<O:p></O:p>
He put his cigarette to his lips and inhaled. “As dear Kathy can confirm, it was a decidedly simpler process to develop a phantom to add this new gene through a shot gun approach, altering the entire genetic structure than to wade through the tedious process of designing a recombinant to add a single gene to a foreign DNA geometry. Of course, we would have to perform our test on a subject who not only lacked the gene, but who was also not a woman.” <O:p></O:p>
Chorde paused, his hands following the curve of Elise’s shoulders. “At least for the beginning of the study. And so, you will be relating for us first hand the experience of your artificially induced nicotine addiction—” His lips formed a twisted a grin. “From a most feminine perspective. A vantage point that if every study ever done on women and smoking is any indication, would even now be, shall we say, quite difficult and in a few short days, impossible to reverse.” <O:p></O:p>
Chorde crushed out his cigarette. “Which brings us to the question, what then shall become of Zane Tollison and his lovely wife?” He turned to Elise, stroking her cheek with the back of his hand. “Twould be nothing short of sinful for such a sweet young beauty to fritter away the years alone, the love of her life, just a memory in another woman’s mind.” <O:p></O:p>
Cocking his head as if he were in deep thought, he continued, “Ah, but perhaps, just perhaps, the same technology that could save an entire industry from financial ruin, could restore the waxing memories of youth to a tired old man as the lost husband of the young woman he loves.” Chorde looked deep into Elise’s eyes. “Two star-crossed sole mates, rich beyond their wildest dreams.”<O:p></O:p>
Elise batted her eyes and giggled. “I just love the way you say things, Zane.” She removed a tube of lipstick from her handbag, impetuously touching up her already perfect lips.<O:p></O:p>
“And the mystery woman who dares challenge me so brazenly?” Chorde leaned forward, hands pressed against the window. “She and her pathetic memories of Zane Tollison will be strewn aside like a paid wench.”<O:p></O:p>
Elise pursed her lips and snapped the clasp on her handbag. “Did ya get that, sweetie? Zane said you’re screwed.” <O:p></O:p>
Zane stormed towards...





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THE TWIST
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Lee

hollie
July 11th, 2008, 05:02 PM
:notworthy: congratulations Lee :notworthy:

Lee Silver
July 14th, 2008, 09:01 AM
Thanks, Hollie. I'm so proud I could bust :)

The Twist moved up to #13 on Siren-BookStrand's Bestseller List over the weekend!