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sjwilling
December 3rd, 2008, 10:49 PM
A few cautionary words regarding popular phrases of fortitude and courage that family, friends and strangers will use to help you through the tougher parts of life.

1. That which does not kill us makes us stronger- Check first, you may have become undead.

2. Love conquers everything - But a whacking big gun does it faster.

3. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer - to the biggest execution squad you can find

4. Friends will stick with you through thick and thin - after a judicially applied amount of crazy glue to relevant body parts.

5. Deep in enemy country where it's the two of you versus 100 of them a true comrade will cover your back all the way - with at least the sights of a 8.9 mm as he backtracks into the forest leaving you lying tied naked in the mud for the bad guys to find.

6. "For 100 dollars I can give you the most heavenly ride of your life" - If you lie down on the bed to have sex with me there's half ton of dynamite under it which I'm gonna blow after I've climbed out of the bathroom window and driven twenty miles away...


S.J.

CharmedGirl
December 4th, 2008, 12:36 AM
Laugh it Up fuzball:roflmao:

Those are great SJ.

It's fantastic to see you posting again SJ. I've missed your posts.

rebelheart
December 4th, 2008, 01:25 AM
Loved your "When I was young . .. "
Julie

hollie
December 4th, 2008, 04:48 AM
S JJJJJJJ :lovepounce:

You have just made my very bad day better my oldest kids are home from school because of the weather we have bad snow well every where around us has it's not so bad here

sjwilling
December 5th, 2008, 12:04 AM
Laugh it Up fuzball:roflmao:

Those are great SJ.

It's fantastic to see you posting again SJ. I've missed your posts.

Hi Bec, I've missed my posts too :lol: Hoping that I can actually start to spend some time online again. I seem to be getting to the stage when I'm finding time again. :whoohoo:


Loved your "When I was young . .. "
Julie

Thanks Julie! :)


S JJJJJJJ :lovepounce:

You have just made my very bad day better my oldest kids are home from school because of the weather we have bad snow well every where around us has it's not so bad here

We've missed the snow so far, though a little north of us they've had eight inches of it. better not snow here, the local council forgot to buy salt for the roads so we'll be in for a bit of a fun drive to work if it does:wideeyed:

Sorry to hear about the kids being home from school, but then I believe you have a simple answer to that, Uhm don't you still have Mildred with you. I mean, kids mounted on the wall are MUCh quieter.

Mwahahahaha!

S.J.

hollie
December 5th, 2008, 05:37 PM
yes i have Mildred and she misses you as well. she has been very good if a little quiet but she does keep the kids inline Laugh it Up fuzball

Catherine Bybee
December 5th, 2008, 06:31 PM
Laugh it Up fuzball Ah SJ. Only you. Laugh it Up fuzball

Dani
December 7th, 2008, 02:25 AM
SJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lovepounce:

I have so missed you and your most excellent posts!! This just brightened my night (not to mention almost waking everyone in the house up). I'm so glad you're finding time to get back online again. :biggrin:

destinyrae
December 7th, 2008, 09:56 AM
That was fantastic! Thank you!

CharmedGirl
December 8th, 2008, 05:57 PM
Oh boy. Mildred is back. I need to go hide before she gets me. LOL

Dani
December 9th, 2008, 12:24 AM
She's still with Hollie, so you're safe for now Bec! :biggrin:

CharmedGirl
December 9th, 2008, 05:51 PM
Yippee. Okay I can stay and play for a little while longer then. LOL

sjwilling
February 14th, 2009, 07:22 PM
Yippee. Okay I can stay and play for a little while longer then. LOL


Hmmm, I just found Henry, He was Lying at the back of the shed under some old tarpaulins I had. A little chain oil and grease and I think he'll pick up just fine.


Mwahahahahaha!

:swoon:

S.J.

CharmedGirl
February 15th, 2009, 06:22 PM
She's still with Hollie, so you're safe for now Bec! :biggrin:

That's good to hear Dani. smilies/bump.gif


Hmmm, I just found Henry, He was Lying at the back of the shed under some old tarpaulins I had. A little chain oil and grease and I think he'll pick up just fine.


Mwahahahahaha!

:swoon:

S.J.

I'm going into hiding. I do not need to end up at the sausage factory. LOL

sjwilling
February 16th, 2009, 12:50 AM
That's good to hear Dani. smilies/bump.gif



I'm going into hiding. I do not need to end up at the sausage factory. LOL

Hmm just discoverd why I hid Henry away in the first place. He prefers the men.

*sighs*

S.J.

CharmedGirl
February 16th, 2009, 05:44 PM
Hmm just discovered why I hid Henry away in the first place. He prefers the men.

*sighs*

S.J.

Oh boy! Laugh it Up fuzball

Dani
February 16th, 2009, 06:20 PM
Hmm just discoverd why I hid Henry away in the first place. He prefers the men.

*sighs*

S.J.
How did I know that would be the case? Hmmm...

sjwilling
February 17th, 2009, 12:21 AM
How did I know that would be the case? Hmmm...

Maybe the sausage factory was a clue...

:Hotdog:


Nooooo!

S.J. <---- peeking into pants to make sure he hasn't lost something.

Dani
February 17th, 2009, 09:04 PM
Maybe the sausage factory was a clue...

:Hotdog:


Nooooo!

S.J. <---- peeking into pants to make sure he hasn't lost something.
Ummmm, looks like you need to go into a different business S.J.! Otherwise you're going to lose your own bits and bobs.Laugh it Up fuzball

CharmedGirl
February 17th, 2009, 09:06 PM
Ummmm, looks like you need to go into a different business S.J.! Otherwise you're going to lose your own bits and bobs.Laugh it Up fuzball

Or he's going to have to be extra careful.

sjwilling
February 17th, 2009, 09:17 PM
Ummmm, looks like you need to go into a different business S.J.! Otherwise you're going to lose your own bits and bobs.Laugh it Up fuzball


Or he's going to have to be extra careful.


Okay, Okay. I'm now officially ordering some protective steel plate condoms....


And they dance too....

smilies/Dance.gif

S.J.

Dani
February 17th, 2009, 09:19 PM
Okay, Okay. I'm now officially ordering some protective steel plate condoms....


And they dance too....

smilies/Dance.gif

S.J.
I don't think that's going to help.

And dammit, those are bananas not condoms! Laugh it Up fuzball

sjwilling
February 17th, 2009, 09:58 PM
I don't think that's going to help.

And dammit, those are bananas not condoms! Laugh it Up fuzball


Oh no, banana's aren't going to help at all. Better get me a cast iron chastity belt.

ooh, eek, ouch, eeek.

*click*

There. Safe now.

S.J.

tree220
February 17th, 2009, 10:00 PM
Oh no, banana's aren't going to help at all. Better get me a cast iron chastity belt.

ooh, eek, ouch, eeek.

*click*

There. Safe now.

S.J.

*takes key and hides it*

Yep, I feel safer now.

Dani
February 17th, 2009, 10:07 PM
*takes key and hides it*

Yep, I feel safer now.
I hope that belt's waterproof. Cause without the key, you're screwed S.J.! Oooh, and it looks like that's the only action you're gonna get too!

sjwilling
February 17th, 2009, 10:18 PM
I hope that belt's waterproof. Cause without the key, you're screwed S.J.! Oooh, and it looks like that's the only action you're gonna get too!


Takes out the power sander with polisher attachment.

*vroom vroom*


Oooh, Aahhhh.

Interestiiiing.


:wideeyed:

S.J.

tree220
February 17th, 2009, 10:19 PM
I hope that belt's waterproof. Cause without the key, you're screwed S.J.!

actually with that belt on he won't be for awhile . . .

Dani
February 17th, 2009, 10:25 PM
Takes out the power sander with polisher attachment.

*vroom vroom*


Oooh, Aahhhh.

Interestiiiing.


:wideeyed:

S.J.
OMG! You just had to go there.


actually with that belt on he won't be for awhile . . .
Well, not without the polishing attachment anyway.

sjwilling
February 17th, 2009, 10:32 PM
actually with that belt on he won't be for awhile . . .

Meanie, there's always the keyhole....



OMG! You just had to go there.

And what is the opposite of go?

Darn don't you just hate it when those evil octuplets take over the keyboard? :biggrin:


Well, not without the polishing attachment anyway.

Makes it all shiny, Wheeee!...

S.J.

CharmedGirl
February 18th, 2009, 12:30 AM
Makes it all shiny, Wheeee!...

S.J.

Make what all shiny? :err: Wait a minute. I'm not sure I want to know.

sjwilling
February 18th, 2009, 09:37 PM
Make what all shiny? :err: Wait a minute. I'm not sure I want to know.


I guess that's why they call it French Polishing :)

S.J.

Dani
February 20th, 2009, 06:54 PM
Make what all shiny? :err: Wait a minute. I'm not sure I want to know.
The iron chastity belt is what he's talking about. LOL!

CharmedGirl
February 22nd, 2009, 05:52 PM
The iron chastity belt is what he's talking about. LOL!

Yeah I knew that! I was just teasing. LOL

sjwilling
February 22nd, 2009, 11:07 PM
Yeah I knew that! I was just teasing. LOL

French Polishing is definitely something else. :)

S.J.

CharmedGirl
February 22nd, 2009, 11:11 PM
French Polishing is definitely something else. :)

S.J.

Does it really worked on that iron chastity belt? Because I thought French polishing only worked on wood. LOL

sjwilling
February 22nd, 2009, 11:19 PM
Does it really worked on that iron chastity belt? Because I thought French polishing only worked on wood. LOL

Well there's a keyhole and it's sorta big enough to get a toungue through....

Ooh OOh yea, to the left, the left....

:whoohoo:

S.J.

CharmedGirl
February 22nd, 2009, 11:23 PM
Well there's a keyhole and it's sorta big enough to get a toungue through....

Ooh OOh yea, to the left, the left....

:whoohoo:

S.J.

No thanks. I think I'll pass on going left. LOL

sjwilling
February 22nd, 2009, 11:35 PM
No thanks. I think I'll pass on going left. LOL


Keyhole surgery, honest.

Ooh more more.

S.J.

CharmedGirl
February 22nd, 2009, 11:36 PM
Keyhole surgery, honest.

Ooh more more.

S.J.

Keyhole surgery sounds frightening. LOL

sjwilling
February 22nd, 2009, 11:41 PM
Keyhole surgery sounds frightening. LOL

Specially when its done with a very sharp tongue :)

S.J.

:notworthy:

Dani
February 22nd, 2009, 11:42 PM
Ummmm, I really don't wanna know about this. LOL!

CharmedGirl
February 22nd, 2009, 11:46 PM
Ummmm, I really don't wanna know about this. LOL!

Me neither Dani.

tree220
February 25th, 2009, 04:36 PM
:rolleyes: me thinks someone needs a cold shower

sjwilling
February 25th, 2009, 05:03 PM
Ummmm, I really don't wanna know about this. LOL!


Me neither Dani.

It's a new form of keyhole linguistics?


:rolleyes: me thinks someone needs a cold shower

Only if you share it with me

Mwahahahaha
:biggrin:

S.J.

CharmedGirl
February 26th, 2009, 01:01 AM
Only if you share it with me

Mwahahahaha
:biggrin:

S.J.

I'm fairly certain tree is going to say NO!

tree220
February 26th, 2009, 05:22 PM
I'm fairly certain tree is going to say NO!

you forgot to add HELL to that NO

CharmedGirl
February 27th, 2009, 03:22 AM
you forgot to add HELL to that NO

I should have known to add HELL to that NO. LOL :notworthy:

sjwilling
March 3rd, 2009, 07:17 AM
I'm fairly certain tree is going to say NO!

hehe unfortunately a cold shower over here at the moment is one degree above freezing. :lol:


you forgot to add HELL to that NO

HellNo... HellNo... Hmm shouldn't it be HellLo
:innocent:


I should have known to add HELL to that NO. LOL :notworthy:

Ah but then that would make her predictable and Henry and I wouldn't have nearly half as much fun.

S.J.