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Elizabeth Black
December 20th, 2008, 02:19 PM
Here's an excerpt from another one of my Nuts4chic articles. This one is about pets watching you when you have sex, and other silly things they do. Most of the time it's funny, but not always.

Case in point, Chris. Check out the excerpt below:

Pets that get involved in your sex life aren't always amusing. I read an article about a London woman who learned the hard way. Her boyfriend's African grey parrot squawked "I love you, Gary" while she sat on the couch with him.

There was one big problem. Her boyfriend's name was Chris.

That was the moment Chris found out his girlfriend had been cheating on him with a bloke named Gary. She had moaned Gary's name so often while shagging him that the bird picked up on the cue, and announced his name for all to hear. The bird even mimicked her voice. Sadly, Chris had to let the bird go because hearing it call for his girlfriend's lover in her voice was very painful, especially after they broke up.

Go to this link on my blog to read the rest of the article. (http://trishwilson.typepad.com/blog/2008/12/nuts4chic-sex-and-pets.html) I talk about my cats. What do your pets do when you go at it? Do they ignore you, or do you have a captive audience?


Saturn Moonie
December 20th, 2008, 03:59 PM
And here I thought my cat was the only wacko! This heathen of mine is nowhere to be found, but the moment I start to get it on, she climbs on to the bed and wants to walk on top of me, or behind my head. Purring up a storm. Then she lays either on top of mommy's head or on the side.

Now this is where things get weird(er), I'll try to push her away and she wont budge, she refuses to move. Other times she'll move to my feet...of course that's not safe for her, I end up kicking her...but she STILL doesn't move. By the time the deed is over I start wondering what ever became of the cat. And usually when I look down, she's STILL by my feet.

Of course other times (so wrong, so wrong) I forget she's laying next to me, and I'll start petting her :roflmao: I can't help it I LOVE cat fur. My ex-boyfriend found it weird, that we would be doing stuff and he'll look and I'm petting my cat. smilies/blush2.gif I know, I'm such a sicko!

December 20th, 2008, 07:38 PM
my dog gets up and walks out of the room

December 20th, 2008, 08:26 PM
Our cat usually likes to lie on the bed and watch. ;)