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sjwilling
February 11th, 2009, 05:45 PM
... because I've been told to do one.

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Amidst the clouds of swirling dust
And urgent needs of must, must, must
the simple bangs, the clicks and clacks
The rocking back and forth and back
The high pitched scream and moaning wail
the fingers stretched beyond the pale,
The sweat, the burn, the tears, the sigh
The intense emotions flaring high
Fall back, collapse, exhausted one
The home-made cabinetry is finally done.


Bet you was thinking of something else huh?

:innocent:

S.J.

CharmedGirl
February 12th, 2009, 01:31 AM
Definitely thinking it was something else. LOL

hollie
February 12th, 2009, 06:42 AM
:lovepounce::wub::lovepounce::wub::lovepounce:

SJjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj we missed you babes are you staying? please say your saying it's always more fun when your here

tree220
February 12th, 2009, 10:48 AM
... because I've been told to do one.

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S.J.

what do you know, he finally listened!!!!

:jawdrop:

Catherine Bybee
February 12th, 2009, 01:24 PM
Laugh it Up fuzball You big tease!

sjwilling
February 12th, 2009, 08:18 PM
:lovepounce::wub::lovepounce::wub::lovepounce:

SJjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj we missed you babes are you staying? please say your saying it's always more fun when your here

Really gonna do my best to stay this time Hollie. It won't be for such long periods since i've got to try and earn some real income this time round and that's gonna mean finding work and actually going to work so that is gonna take some of my time.

But by dammit I'm gonna do my best to pop in at least three times a week.


Laugh it Up fuzball You big tease!

If you think that's a tease go read my office vixen post. :)

:whoohoo:

S.J.

CharmedGirl
February 13th, 2009, 06:35 AM
Really gonna do my best to stay this time Hollie. It won't be for such long periods since i've got to try and earn some real income this time round and that's gonna mean finding work and actually going to work so that is gonna take some of my time.

But by dammit I'm gonna do my best to pop in at least three times a week.


S.J.

It's good to have you back posting SJ.

sjwilling
February 13th, 2009, 08:33 AM
It's good to have you back posting SJ.

Feels good to be back posting. Not quite so sure I like having to keep myself on the lookout for those evil octuplets though.

Hmm, I need to get me an Evil Octuplet auto alarm system installed. :eek:

S.J.

CharmedGirl
February 13th, 2009, 03:57 PM
Hmm, I need to get me an Evil Octuplet auto alarm system installed. :eek:

S.J.

I have no idea where those evil octuplets are! So an auto alarm system may be a good idea. LOL

sjwilling
February 14th, 2009, 07:20 PM
I have no idea where those evil octuplets are! So an auto alarm system may be a good idea. LOL

They probably work for the Evil Octuplets Auto Alarm company....

Hmm that idea might not work then. :)

S.J.

CharmedGirl
February 15th, 2009, 06:24 PM
They probably work for the Evil Octuplets Auto Alarm company....

Hmm that idea might not work then. :)

S.J.

The idea probably won't work SJ. The evil octuplets will most likely trip the alarm and when you think you've found them they won't be there. :notworthy:

sjwilling
February 16th, 2009, 12:52 AM
The idea probably won't work SJ. The evil octuplets will most likely trip the alarm and when you think you've found them they won't be there. :notworthy:


They're probably more likely to trip me and shove my head in the alarm more like

Oh me how did i end up with such cruel siblings.

S.J.

Dani
February 16th, 2009, 07:41 PM
They're probably more likely to trip me and shove my head in the alarm more like

Oh me how did i end up with such cruel siblings.

S.J.
Well, you need to ask yourself that question because you made them.

sjwilling
February 17th, 2009, 12:14 AM
Well, you need to ask yourself that question because you made them.

Nooo! Plagued by my own ego. What an evil doom. I'll have to throw myself on the mercy of the courts.

What? Dang it, Seems like evil twin number eight and Henry have already seen the courts...

Hmm....

Time to rethink my strategy.

Okay.

Flee! Flee for the hills....



:sofa:

S.J.

Dani
February 17th, 2009, 09:07 PM
Nooo! Plagued by my own ego. What an evil doom. I'll have to throw myself on the mercy of the courts.

What? Dang it, Seems like evil twin number eight and Henry have already seen the courts...

Hmm....

Time to rethink my strategy.

Okay.

Flee! Flee for the hills....



:sofa:

S.J.
Whoa, Mister! You're not getting off that easily. Get back here NOW!!!

CharmedGirl
February 17th, 2009, 09:08 PM
Whoa, Mister! You're not getting off that easily. Get back here NOW!!!

He won't get away that easily. The evil octuplets will drag him back. LOL

sjwilling
February 17th, 2009, 09:14 PM
Whoa, Mister! You're not getting off that easily. Get back here NOW!!!

I don't get off at all.... Uhm... Ooopsy......?


Gumpoppinfool




He won't get away that easily. The evil octuplets will drag him back. LOL

Vere is zat evil sibling ov mine.... I vill find eem.

Mwahahaha!

S.J.

CharmedGirl
February 17th, 2009, 09:21 PM
Vere is zat evil sibling ov mine.... I vill find eem.

Mwahahaha!

S.J.

I can hear the octuplet alarm ringing. I think you'll find them easily now. LOL smilies/bump.gif

Dani
February 17th, 2009, 09:26 PM
I don't get off at all.... Uhm... Ooopsy......?

Gumpoppinfool

S.J.
Only you would think like that. Laugh it Up fuzball

tree220
February 17th, 2009, 09:40 PM
I can hear the octuplet alarm ringing. I think you'll find them easily now. LOL smilies/bump.gif

hmmm, I wonder what they've got the bell tied to . . .

:err:

Dani
February 17th, 2009, 09:44 PM
hmmm, I wonder what they've got the bell tied to . . .

:err:
If you find it, I'll cut it. LOL!

sjwilling
February 17th, 2009, 09:46 PM
Only you would think like that. Laugh it Up fuzball

I can't get off, my, off my, computer yea that's it can't get off my computer.

Phew

S.J. <--- amazing save



hmmm, I wonder what they've got the bell tied to . . .

:err:

Probably something that Henry is in the process of removing....

:roflmao:

S.J.

Dani
February 17th, 2009, 09:54 PM
I can't get off, my, off my, computer yea that's it can't get off my computer.

Phew

S.J. <--- amazing save
Uh huh, sure.


Probably something that Henry is in the process of removing....

:roflmao:

S.J.
Ouch! Poor thing.

sjwilling
February 22nd, 2009, 11:08 PM
Uh huh, sure.


Ouch! Poor thing.


Call out the CIA and the FBI and the Green beret's, We have to find the Willing's Pee Pee

:wideeyed:

S.J.

CharmedGirl
February 22nd, 2009, 11:13 PM
Call out the CIA and the FBI and the Green beret's, We have to find the Willing's Pee Pee

:wideeyed:

S.J.

Fine we'll call them. We'll even put something about finding it on the news.

sjwilling
February 22nd, 2009, 11:14 PM
Fine we'll call them. We'll even put something about finding it on the news.

Only if i can wear my pink negligee and fairy wings.

S.J.

CharmedGirl
February 22nd, 2009, 11:19 PM
Only if i can wear my pink negligee and fairy wings.

S.J.

Yep you can definitely wear them and you have to sing the song as well "I feel pretty..."

sjwilling
February 22nd, 2009, 11:21 PM
Yep you can definitely wear them and you have to sing the song as well "I feel pretty..."

Well we have fgound a young lady who used to choreograph cheer leader dances and she's offered to choreograph this song and dance routine for me. Plans are afoot!

S.J.

CharmedGirl
February 22nd, 2009, 11:24 PM
Well we have fgound a young lady who used to choreograph cheer leader dances and she's offered to choreograph this song and dance routine for me. Plans are afoot!

S.J.

Cool and if you need any extra help I have a friend who is a dance teacher so I'm sure she can lend you some dance moves. LOL

sjwilling
February 22nd, 2009, 11:30 PM
Cool and if you need any extra help I have a friend who is a dance teacher so I'm sure she can lend you some dance moves. LOL

I need chorus girls and some folks to do those parts, argh this is big, bigger than the two of us, bigger than you've ever imagined... and I still have to keep it squashed in my underwear.

:oops:

S.J.

CharmedGirl
February 22nd, 2009, 11:31 PM
I need chorus girls and some folks to do those parts, argh this is big, bigger than the two of us, bigger than you've ever imagined... and I still have to keep it squashed in my underwear.

:oops:

S.J.

Yeah you can't have IT flopping about. LOL

sjwilling
February 22nd, 2009, 11:33 PM
Yeah you can't have IT flopping about. LOL

Is a lethal weapon, could smash a small car in two.

:eek:

S.J.

CharmedGirl
February 22nd, 2009, 11:34 PM
Is a lethal weapon, could smash a small car in two.

:eek:

S.J.

Small car, you mean as in a matchbox car?

sjwilling
February 22nd, 2009, 11:43 PM
Small car, you mean as in a matchbox car?

Yeah one of those 1:1 Bentley's

:whistling:

S.J.

CharmedGirl
February 22nd, 2009, 11:47 PM
Yeah one of those 1:1 Bentley's

:whistling:

S.J.

I was thinking more of a mini matchbox car. LOL

CharmedGirl
February 22nd, 2009, 11:51 PM
I was thinking more of a mini matchbox car. LOL

Like this SJ.

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb88/CoolCharmGirl/m_1975_oi_mini_-ha_-ha_nr_14_matchb.jpg

sjwilling
February 25th, 2009, 05:04 PM
Like this SJ.

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb88/CoolCharmGirl/m_1975_oi_mini_-ha_-ha_nr_14_matchb.jpg

Well yeah but you can't do anything in the back seat....

:whistling:

S.J.

Kim Smith
February 25th, 2009, 05:06 PM
I loved this ! I sure did think of writing though -- sorry!

sjwilling
February 25th, 2009, 05:33 PM
I loved this ! I sure did think of writing though -- sorry!

LOL oh well Maybe you're getting to know me too well :)

S.J.

CharmedGirl
February 26th, 2009, 01:04 AM
Well yeah but you can't do anything in the back seat....

:whistling:

S.J.

Do we want to know what you'd do in the backseat SJ?

tree220
February 26th, 2009, 05:21 PM
Do we want to know what you'd do in the backseat SJ?

:err:

me thinks I don't want to look in the rearview mirror . . .

CharmedGirl
February 27th, 2009, 03:24 AM
:err:

me thinks I don't want to look in the rearview mirror . . .

Me thinks you wouldn't want to be a person driving by either. LOL

sjwilling
February 27th, 2009, 08:09 PM
Do we want to know what you'd do in the backseat SJ?

Well, Might make an interesting story maybe :smartass:


:err:

me thinks I don't want to look in the rearview mirror . . .

Uhn, you might have to unsteam it first.:innocent:


Me thinks you wouldn't want to be a person driving by either. LOL

Aw that would be no fun, I mean, can you see through a fogged up window. :whistling:


S.J.

CharmedGirl
February 27th, 2009, 11:33 PM
Aw that would be no fun, I mean, can you see through a fogged up window. :whistling:


S.J.

Do we want to, is the question! LOL

sjwilling
March 3rd, 2009, 07:14 AM
Do we want to, is the question! LOL

Would you like to look at the author's....
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mind?

:roflmao:

S.J.

CharmedGirl
March 3rd, 2009, 07:17 AM
Would you like to look at the author's....
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mind?

:roflmao:

S.J.

I'm thinking mind wasn't the word you were originally going to put SJ.

sjwilling
March 3rd, 2009, 07:25 AM
I'm thinking mind wasn't the word you were originally going to put SJ.

I was, uhm, being polite.:innocent:

(Actually Tree was looking over my shoulder....) :biggrin:

S.J.

CharmedGirl
March 3rd, 2009, 07:31 AM
(Actually Tree was looking over my shoulder....) :biggrin:

S.J.

Sure she was.

sjwilling
March 3rd, 2009, 07:35 AM
Sure she was.

Well, okay, snoring over my shoulder. But she may have woken up and read it. And I would have been in deep kimchi then.

:swoon:

S.J.

CharmedGirl
March 3rd, 2009, 07:39 AM
I bet tree would have found it funny and then she would have quoted it and posted something even funnier. LOL

sjwilling
March 3rd, 2009, 07:42 AM
I bet tree would have found it funny and then she would have quoted it and posted something even funnier. LOL

:wideeyed:
She may yet do that....

With luck she'll sleep right through it.

:whistling:

S.J.

CharmedGirl
March 3rd, 2009, 07:50 AM
:wideeyed:
She may yet do that....

With luck she'll sleep right through it.

:whistling:

S.J.

If tree sleeps right through it, then she's still going to see the post later today.

sjwilling
March 3rd, 2009, 07:53 AM
If tree sleeps right through it, then she's still going to see the post later today.

Hmm you're right, maybe I should delete it before she threatens to chop it off.

Hmmmm

S.J.

CharmedGirl
March 3rd, 2009, 03:04 PM
Hmm you're right, maybe I should delete it before she threatens to chop it off.

Hmmmm

S.J.

Nope leave the post alone. I want tree to see it. LOL

sjwilling
March 4th, 2009, 12:19 AM
Nope leave the post alone. I want tree to see it. LOL

She's seen it.

I'm now chained to the bed and typing this with my tongue...

:swoon:

S.J.

tree220
March 4th, 2009, 12:24 AM
She's seen it.

I'm now chained to the bed and typing this with my tongue...

:swoon:

S.J.

looks like I'm going to have to find a better gag to use, I should have known not to trust him when he said cookies make the best gags . . .Cookiesmilies

CharmedGirl
March 4th, 2009, 02:14 AM
She's seen it.

I'm now chained to the bed and typing this with my tongue...

:swoon:

S.J.

Well what did you expect SJ? You shouldn't have typed what you did in the first place if you didn't think tree would see it. LOL


looks like I'm going to have to find a better gag to use, I should have known not to trust him when he said cookies make the best gags . . .Cookiesmilies

He probably ate the cookie as soon as you put it in his mouth. You should have gone with a scarf for a gag and tied it really tight. LOL

tree220
March 4th, 2009, 11:33 AM
Well what did you expect SJ? You shouldn't have typed what you did in the first place if you didn't think tree would see it. LOL

he has lapses of judgement at times. fortunately I'm here to show him the error of his ways. smilies/079.gif




He probably ate the cookie as soon as you put it in his mouth. You should have gone with a scarf for a gag and tied it really tight. LOL

well I remedied the gag problem and a scarf probably would have worked but I took the gag part literally and used one of his dirty socks.

But I'm ashamed to say that in a moment of weakness I unchained him. He exploited my weakness and promised to clean the kitchen if I let him go. Revenge may be sweet but a clean kitchen trumps it any day in my book :deal:

sjwilling
March 8th, 2009, 02:22 PM
looks like I'm going to have to find a better gag to use, I should have known not to trust him when he said cookies make the best gags . . .Cookiesmilies

I make the best gags but no one laughs at them. :innocent:


he has lapses of judgement at times. fortunately I'm here to show him the error of his ways. smilies/079.gif

well I remedied the gag problem and a scarf probably would have worked but I took the gag part literally and used one of his dirty socks.

But I'm ashamed to say that in a moment of weakness I unchained him. He exploited my weakness and promised to clean the kitchen if I let him go. Revenge may be sweet but a clean kitchen trumps it any day in my book :deal:

Oh, I thought you let me go because I'm a cunning linguist?

:roflmao:

S.J.