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sjwilling
February 11th, 2009, 11:54 PM
Written as a sequel to My ex-husband (http://ficlets.ficly.com/stories/31) by suzieaim

<ABBR class=published title=2007-03-15T01:26:46Z>Originally published by SJHundak/S.J.Willing (http://ficlets.ficly.com/authors/sjhundak) at 01:26AM on Thursday, March 15, 2007</ABBR>

But then again the guy in the Blue Armani suit, three thousand dollar rolex and a shirt hand-sewn in Paris, didnít do much good either.

After all a girl can only give so many pints of blood a week, and this dude bit at least once a day.

Unimaginative too, couldnít he occassionally bite me somewhere other than my neck. Heck itís all bruised to High Wafham and he still goes for the same spot, every time!

After him, of course, was Marty. Mr. Outdoors himself, the king of I-love-to-run-naked-through-the-woods-hunting-during-the-full-moon.

Iím still trying to get the hair out of my teeth after kissing him for ten seconds.

I tell you, good men are just so hard to findÖ

CharmedGirl
February 12th, 2009, 01:26 AM
Very good SJ.

I like the part about she's still trying to get hair out of her teeth. LOL

sjwilling
February 12th, 2009, 10:27 AM
Very good SJ.

I like the part about she's still trying to get hair out of her teeth. LOL

Don't ya just hate it when that happens. :eek:

S.J.

CharmedGirl
February 12th, 2009, 03:10 PM
Don't ya just hate it when that happens. :eek:

S.J.

I don't know if that is a safe question to answer. LOL

hollie
February 12th, 2009, 03:53 PM
i think i should keep out of this conversation Innocent?

CharmedGirl
February 12th, 2009, 05:20 PM
i think i should keep out of this conversation Innocent?

I think that's the safest option to go Hollie. smilies/bump.gif

sjwilling
February 12th, 2009, 08:22 PM
i think i should keep out of this conversation Innocent?

For a small fee, such as returning Mildred, that can be arranged. :whistling:


I think that's the safest option to go Hollie. smilies/bump.gif

Yeah but is it the funnest option? :eek:

S.J.

CharmedGirl
February 13th, 2009, 06:36 AM
Yeah but is it the funnest option? :eek:

S.J.

Nope the funnest option would be to add your two cents worth. LOL :notworthy:

sjwilling
February 13th, 2009, 08:36 AM
Nope the funnest option would be to add your two cents worth. LOL :notworthy:

And maybe some Draino, instant blocked drain hair dissolver and a spare toothbrush? :whistling:

S.J.

CharmedGirl
February 13th, 2009, 04:04 PM
And maybe some Draino, instant blocked drain hair dissolver and a spare toothbrush? :whistling:

S.J.

Laugh it Up fuzball