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sjwilling
February 14th, 2009, 09:12 PM
As written by a desperate husband....
<O:p</O:p<O:p</O:p
Oh My God! It's 6am
and Valentine's today,
I forgot the flowers, and the chocs,
What will my dear wife say?
<O:p</O:p
But Hark, she sleeps, a-snoring still,
In day's still gawkish dawn.
I still have time before she kills
me on this frosty morn.
<O:p</O:p
So leap I to our trusty van
Hands and heart a twitter
I wish that I were more a man
but terror gives me jitters.
<O:p</O:p
Foot down, floored out,
I drive like one possessed
And hear a crunch, a mangled shout
As the van did come to rest.
<O:p</O:p
"Cain't ya look just where you drive,"
My neighbor really clamored.
He stumbled from his ruined car
Devoid of all his manners
<O:p</O:p
The twisted wreckages I saw and wept
Surely naught is done in vain?
Till down the street my eyes have swept
And hope will rise again.
<O:p</O:p
“I’ll call you back,” I turned to run,
My feet so swift and fleet.
“I need Valentine presents for my Hun,
Or my death will not be sweet.”
<O:p</O:p
Three houses down, and near to boot
Was Sally and her son
Where they headed was really moot
With Valentine’s begun.
<O:p</O:p
Then, perchance, the neighbors dog
All caught up in furor
Got all excited at my jog
And rocketed through his door.
<O:p</O:p
With giant leap, and boundless bound
He jumped the picket fence
And then proceeded, without a sound
To chew my butt from thence.
<O:p</O:p
With flailing hands, and mawkish grin
I fell upon my face
Wondering on the mess I’m in
And blamed the human race.
<O:p</O:p
“Away, away,” said Sally’s son
For he’s a brave young soul
To chase away the canine dun
That tried to eat me whole
<O:p</O:p
“Come on, come on, come to the car,”
Sally dragged me on
“We must get to <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:City w:st="on">"St John</st1:City>’s ER,
Before his breath is gone.”
<O:p</O:p
“But mom he’s bitten. Not half dead.”
Sally’s son decried
“Be quiet, oh son,” I banged my head
As I, salvation, spied.
<O:p</O:p
Seated now, in Sally’s car,
Head, butt and hands in tatters
I knew at last we’d traveled far
To the place that really matters
<O:p</O:p
Just one more turn and there we’d be
A store I knew so well
A florist’s called “Oh, To Be a Bee.”
Shortly to become my Hell.
<O:p</O:p
Without a thought Sally began
To pass right by my haven
The terror points within me sang
And I hadn’t even shaven
<O:p</O:p
“Turn right!” I screamed and right she did,
Straight through the florist’s door
With screeching brakes she slid and skid
and threw me to the floor.
<O:p</O:p
Two broken legs, a thigh, an arm,
Maybe a rib or two.
I didn’t think they’d be much harm
If I took a rose or few
<O:p</O:p
And when they came and stretchered me
I made certain to ask and tell
The florist I’d make sure and see
That she’d be paid real well.
<O:p</O:p
It took an hour, or two, or ten
For <st1:City w:st="on">St Johns</st1:City> to splint me up.
And someone called, I don’t know when
My dearest Buttercup.
<O:p</O:p
When my beloved wife arrived
She just shook her head in sorrow
“You did all this, and didn’t realize
That it’s Valentine’s, tomorrow…?”



:errrr:

S.J.

CharmedGirl
February 15th, 2009, 01:05 AM
Poor husband. All that because of being a day early for Valentine's day.

sjwilling
February 15th, 2009, 01:38 AM
Poor husband. All that because of being a day early for Valentine's day.

Well he shouldn't have forgotten about it really :arghhhh:

I mean, what worse fate can there be than for a man who forgot to get his wife a valentine pressie :)

S.J.

CharmedGirl
February 15th, 2009, 06:08 PM
I went out for lunch, got taken to the movies and received flowers.

sjwilling
February 16th, 2009, 12:48 AM
I went out for lunch, got taken to the movies and received flowers.

Now that sounds like a decent valentine of course a few chocolates, diamonds, pearls...

Hmm nah, now i'm getting greedy.

:)

S.J.

tree220
February 16th, 2009, 01:15 AM
I'd be happy if we could just celebrate Valentine's without my mother here with us smilies/bawling.gif

CharmedGirl
February 16th, 2009, 05:47 PM
Now that sounds like a decent valentine of course a few chocolates, diamonds, pearls...

Hmm nah, now i'm getting greedy.

:)

S.J.

Diamonds and chocolates would have been nice. smilies/1poke.gif

Dani
February 16th, 2009, 07:32 PM
I'd be happy if we could just celebrate Valentine's without my mother here with us smilies/bawling.gif
Poor Tree.

I'd be happy to have a special someone to celebrate with. :tear:

tree220
February 16th, 2009, 07:36 PM
Poor Tree.

I'd be happy to have a special someone to celebrate with. :tear:

Want my mother? She's definitely "special" and I'd be happy to part with her, especially if bad weather is forecast for us.

Dani
February 16th, 2009, 07:43 PM
Want my mother? She's definitely "special" and I'd be happy to part with her, especially if bad weather is forecast for us.
No thanks. I have my own parents and son to deal with. LOL!

tree220
February 16th, 2009, 07:48 PM
No thanks. I have my own parents and son to deal with. LOL!

but she comes complete with a grandma. and a dog. and two cats.

sjwilling
February 17th, 2009, 12:25 AM
No thanks. I have my own parents and son to deal with. LOL!

Only parents and a son? Hmmm...



but she comes complete with a grandma. and a dog. and two cats.

Hey Tree, love ya babe but hey Dani, you got a spare room over there....


:lol:

S.J.

Dani
February 17th, 2009, 09:01 PM
but she comes complete with a grandma. and a dog. and two cats.
I have three cats and a dog already and as much as I love animals... I can't.


Only parents and a son? Hmmm...
Yeah, you want any of them? :whistilin:


Hey Tree, love ya babe but hey Dani, you got a spare room over there....


:lol:

S.J.
Ummm, no not unless you take the above offer. Laugh it Up fuzball

sjwilling
February 17th, 2009, 09:10 PM
I have three cats and a dog already and as much as I love animals... I can't.


Yeah, you want any of them? :whistilin:


Ummm, no not unless you take the above offer. Laugh it Up fuzball


Hmm well, I need to test Henry out.

:biggrin:

S.J.

CharmedGirl
February 17th, 2009, 09:11 PM
Hmm well, I need to test Henry out.

:biggrin:

S.J.

That sounds dangerous.

Dani
February 17th, 2009, 09:16 PM
Hmm well, I need to test Henry out.

:biggrin:

S.J.
:jawdrop: You're going to test Henry out on my family?

But... But... But...

CharmedGirl
February 17th, 2009, 09:26 PM
:jawdrop: You're going to test Henry out on my family?

But... But... But...

You better keep an eye out for Henry Dani.:TroutSlap:

tree220
February 17th, 2009, 09:47 PM
Only parents and a son? Hmmm...




Hey Tree, love ya babe but hey Dani, you got a spare room over there....


:lol:

S.J.

forget it mister, you're not leaving me here alone with them!

:death:

Dani
February 17th, 2009, 09:48 PM
You better keep an eye out for Henry Dani.:TroutSlap:
Actually, I just thought of something...

I only have to watch out for my dad and son since Henry's batting for the other team. I know just were to put them too. :biggrin:

tree220
February 17th, 2009, 09:49 PM
You better keep an eye out for Henry Dani.:TroutSlap:

Don't worry about Henry, he's still blowing soap bubbles from his bath.

smilies/bathtub.gif

CharmedGirl
February 17th, 2009, 10:01 PM
forget it mister, you're not leaving me here alone with them!

:death:

He wouldn't dare leave you alone tree.

sjwilling
February 17th, 2009, 10:02 PM
:jawdrop: You're going to test Henry out on my family?

But... But... But...

Only the spare ones.... :whistling:




You better keep an eye out for Henry Dani.:TroutSlap:

Hey yeh kinda hard to amputate an eye with a chainsaw, don't keep anything else out though .

:eek:


forget it mister, you're not leaving me here alone with them!

:death:

Maybe just a wee vacation.... :innocent:




Don't worry about Henry, he's still blowing soap bubbles from his bath.

smilies/bathtub.gif

Hey he's in the drier now, not much longer.....


:lol:

S.J.

CharmedGirl
February 17th, 2009, 10:11 PM
Maybe just a wee vacation.... :innocent:

S.J.

A vacation sounds like a good idea. But I'm not going on one until July. :tear:

sjwilling
February 17th, 2009, 10:15 PM
A vacation sounds like a good idea. But I'm not going on one until July. :tear:

We're saving up for one too, should be able to take it around 2050.

:lol:


S.J.

tree220
February 17th, 2009, 10:16 PM
Maybe just a wee vacation.... :innocent:





Hey he's in the drier now, not much longer.....


:lol:

S.J.

*takes Henry out of the drier and runs over him with the car*

still want to take a vacation without me?

:tank:

Dani
February 17th, 2009, 10:22 PM
*takes Henry out of the drier and runs over him with the car*

still want to take a vacation without me?

:tank:
Ooooh, very harsh! I love it!!

I think you might want to rethink that little vacation without Tree.

sjwilling
February 17th, 2009, 10:27 PM
*takes Henry out of the drier and runs over him with the car*

still want to take a vacation without me?

:tank:


Well uhm, I think it might be cute the three of us, Tree, henry and me. *Pets Henry while making comforting mew noises.* Can we take the sausage factory with us?

:turned:


Ooooh, very harsh! I love it!!

I think you might want to rethink that little vacation without Tree.

Me vacate without Tree, Did I even mention it? Did such mean words ever pass my lips....

:eek::wideeyed::swoon::arghhhh:


S.J would never do that to tree... Would I Mistress? :notworthy:

S.J.

tree220
February 17th, 2009, 10:27 PM
Ooooh, very harsh! I love it!!

I think you might want to rethink that little vacation without Tree.

I'm normally not this bad but prolonged exposure to my mother is making me testy :goinginsane:

CharmedGirl
February 17th, 2009, 10:33 PM
*takes Henry out of the drier and runs over him with the car*

still want to take a vacation without me?

:tank:

I'm sure he'll be taking you on every vacation now tree.

Dani
February 17th, 2009, 10:33 PM
I'm normally not this bad but prolonged exposure to my mother is making me testy :goinginsane:
Tell me about it. I get that way too sometimes.

tree220
February 17th, 2009, 10:37 PM
Tell me about it. I get that way too sometimes.

she used to not be bad but since we've moved back here she's started acting like my grandmother.

CharmedGirl
February 17th, 2009, 10:42 PM
she used to not be bad but since we've moved back here she's started acting like my grandmother.

Sounds scary that your mother is acting like your grandmother tree.

sjwilling
February 17th, 2009, 10:49 PM
I'm normally not this bad but prolonged exposure to my mother is making me testy :goinginsane:

You mean you weren't like this before!?

:sofa:

:swoon:

Actually, I put it down to lack of chocolate. We need at least a ton a week.



I'm sure he'll be taking you on every vacation now tree.

Hey I'll send her alone, how's that? just as long as she leaves me that nifty tank. :biggrin:


Tell me about it. I get that way too sometimes.


Sounds scary that your mother is acting like your grandmother tree.

Sigh, some folk like to be older and more infirm than they are.

Maybe they need more chocolate too. Or perhaps a gallon or ten of beer.

smilies/beer1.gif

S.J.

tree220
February 17th, 2009, 10:54 PM
Sounds scary that your mother is acting like your grandmother tree.

it is, my grandmother is the reason I moved to Washington, DC. Unfortunately SJ won't let me runaway again.

CharmedGirl
February 17th, 2009, 10:57 PM
Maybe they need more chocolate too. Or perhaps a gallon or ten of beer.

smilies/beer1.gif

S.J.

I think the beer would be a perfect idea.


it is, my grandmother is the reason I moved to Washington, DC. Unfortunately SJ won't let me runaway again.

That's no fair. He's such a spoilsport.

sjwilling
February 17th, 2009, 11:08 PM
I think the beer would be a perfect idea.



That's no fair. He's such a spoilsport.

Hey, if you can pay for it let's go somewhere.

I'll let you break the news to your folks though :wideeyed:

*sticks head in sand and hopes ears fall off....*


S.J.

hollie
February 20th, 2009, 04:09 PM
Hey, if you can pay for it let's go somewhere.

I'll let you break the news to your folks though :wideeyed:

*sticks head in sand and hopes ears fall off....*


S.J.

you have spent to much time in america what happened to your stiff upper lip ????? Laugh it Up fuzball

Dani
February 20th, 2009, 06:09 PM
you have spent to much time in america what happened to your stiff upper lip ????? Laugh it Up fuzball
I think it's been softened by all the women he's around here. LOL!

Kim Smith
February 20th, 2009, 06:54 PM
OMG! i do not know how i missed this... excellent!!!

Dani
February 20th, 2009, 07:13 PM
OMG! i do not know how i missed this... excellent!!!
That's okay Kim, S.J.'s just recently gotten back to posting with us. When he's here though you are sure to have a good laugh. Check out the rest of his area for more funny stuff. :biggrin:

CharmedGirl
February 22nd, 2009, 05:57 PM
I think it's been softened by all the women he's around here. LOL!

I wonder what SJ's reply to this is going to be?

sjwilling
February 22nd, 2009, 10:58 PM
OMG! i do not know how i missed this... excellent!!!

I typed it in invisible internet script that would magically appear to only those of the same blood type and astrological risings. :)


That's okay Kim, S.J.'s just recently gotten back to posting with us. When he's here though you are sure to have a good laugh. Check out the rest of his area for more funny stuff. :biggrin:

Yep that brit upper thing is still sticking up... yea it is....

:whoohoo:

S.J.

CharmedGirl
February 22nd, 2009, 11:00 PM
I typed it in invisible internet script that would magically appear to only those of the same blood type and astrological risings. :)

S.J.

Is that why I was able to read it? I always wondered. LOL

sjwilling
February 22nd, 2009, 11:00 PM
I wonder what SJ's reply to this is going to be?

Softened. OMG! quick, call the ambulance, find Evil Octuplet the 8th and get my whacked off thingie back right now,...!


:swoon:

S.J.

CharmedGirl
February 22nd, 2009, 11:01 PM
Softened. OMG! quick, call the ambulance, find Evil Octuplet the 8th and get my whacked off thingie back right now,...!


:swoon:

S.J.

OMG. Evil Octuplet 8 is up to his old tricks again. :swoon:

sjwilling
February 22nd, 2009, 11:13 PM
OMG. Evil Octuplet 8 is up to his old tricks again. :swoon:

Tricks!? That's not a trick, that's a PeePeekidnap

I wanna start legal proceedings against him, i must sue my self.... urhmm...

:eek:

S.J.

Dani
February 22nd, 2009, 11:15 PM
Softened. OMG! quick, call the ambulance, find Evil Octuplet the 8th and get my whacked off thingie back right now,...!


:swoon:

S.J.
You might want to find Henry too. I bet he has your bobs if #8 has your bits. LOL!

CharmedGirl
February 22nd, 2009, 11:17 PM
Tricks!? That's not a trick, that's a PeePeekidnap

I wanna start legal proceedings against him, i must sue my self.... urhmm...

:eek:

S.J.

And just how are you going to start legal proceedings against yourself? Because I'm sure it doesn't work that way. :roflmao:


You might want to find Henry too. I bet he has your bobs if #8 has your bits. LOL!

Good one Dani.Laugh it Up fuzball

sjwilling
February 22nd, 2009, 11:26 PM
And just how are you going to start legal proceedings against yourself? Because I'm sure it doesn't work that way. :roflmao:

I think you can sue anybody here. but would be pointless to sue myself. Hmm, I know I'll get my hand to sue my brain for damages and psychiatric strain to loss of lifetime dance partner. :biggrin:



Good one Dani.Laugh it Up fuzball

#8 has just opened a swedish meatball factory....:wideeyed::swoon:


S.J.

CharmedGirl
February 22nd, 2009, 11:29 PM
#8 has just opened a swedish meatball factory....:wideeyed::swoon:

S.J.

I'll make sure I don't eat at the places they ship their meatballs to. LOL

sjwilling
February 22nd, 2009, 11:32 PM
I'll make sure I don't eat at the places they ship their meatballs to. LOL

I understand the birth rate in sweden dropped rapidly, though the occurence of oral sex appears to have increased. Sorta like having your cream and eating it?

S.J.

CharmedGirl
February 22nd, 2009, 11:33 PM
You just had to go there and by the way that's a visual I didn't need.

Dani
February 22nd, 2009, 11:35 PM
I think you can sue anybody here. but would be pointless to sue myself. Hmm, I know I'll get my hand to sue my brain for damages and psychiatric strain to loss of lifetime dance partner. :biggrin:
Damages? What damages?


#8 has just opened a swedish meatball factory....:wideeyed::swoon:

S.J.
Remind me not to eat the swedish meatballs or the tube stake. Laugh it Up fuzball

CharmedGirl
February 22nd, 2009, 11:38 PM
Damages? What damages?



I'm glad you asked what damages Dani because I was wondering the same thing.

tree220
February 25th, 2009, 04:44 PM
sorry ladies, he told me the doctor gave him medicine for his delusions but I just found out they were m & m's

:M_Mred::M_Morange::M_Mgreen::M_Mbrown:

sjwilling
February 25th, 2009, 05:08 PM
Damages? What damages?


Remind me not to eat the swedish meatballs or the tube stake. Laugh it Up fuzball

Yum tastes good. Hmm, wonder what this hairy thing is....


I'm glad you asked what damages Dani because I was wondering the same thing.

Hey I was consistently dropped on my head as a baby, can I help it if my folks couldn't afford a bowling ball?


sorry ladies, he told me the doctor gave him medicine for his delusions but I just found out they were m & m's

:M_Mred::M_Morange::M_Mgreen::M_Mbrown:

Yum, chocolate M&M's so much better than presciption candy...

:eek:

S.J.

CharmedGirl
February 26th, 2009, 01:03 AM
Yum, chocolate M&M's so much better than presciption candy...

:eek:

S.J.

I so agree. Not that I take prescription candy but if I did, chocolate would be the better option. LOL

sjwilling
March 3rd, 2009, 07:23 AM
I so agree. Not that I take prescription candy but if I did, chocolate would be the better option. LOL

Of course I prefer the chocolate body paint....

:arghhhh:

S.J.

CharmedGirl
March 3rd, 2009, 07:27 AM
Of course I prefer the chocolate body paint....

:arghhhh:

S.J.

Depends on whose body the chocolate body paint is on. Laugh it Up fuzball

sjwilling
March 3rd, 2009, 07:41 AM
Depends on whose body the chocolate body paint is on. Laugh it Up fuzball

And whether those bits are accessible....

:eek:

S.J.

Dani
March 3rd, 2009, 11:00 PM
And whether those bits are accessible....

:eek:

S.J.
I totally agree. LOL!

tree220
March 4th, 2009, 12:19 AM
SJ wanted me to try chocolate body paint once. He asked me where I'd like it and I said "on Hugh Jackman . . ."

funny, I still haven't gotten to try it . . .

:eat:

CharmedGirl
March 4th, 2009, 02:08 AM
Chocolate body paint on Hugh Jackman, that would be a treat.

tree220
March 4th, 2009, 11:36 AM
Chocolate body paint on Hugh Jackman, that would be a treat.

exactly what I thought but for some reason SJ got upset. men, they're so moody. they ask you to try something and then get upset when you want to.:no:

Dani
March 4th, 2009, 09:45 PM
Hugh and chocolate body paint = lots of yummy fun!!!

CharmedGirl
March 5th, 2009, 12:43 AM
Hugh and chocolate body paint = lots of yummy fun!!!

:yes: I agree.

tree220
March 5th, 2009, 07:45 AM
I just envisioned a wonderful new ad, have gorgeous men with chocolate smeared on their chests with the message "got chocolate?"

Who would you like to see smeared with chocolate? Lusty Drool Smilie

note to SJ: no we do not want to see chocolate smeared on Henry, Mildred or the evil octopulets.

CharmedGirl
March 5th, 2009, 03:19 PM
I just envisioned a wonderful new ad, have gorgeous men with chocolate smeared on their chests with the message "got chocolate?"

Who would you like to see smeared with chocolate? Lusty Drool Smilie



David Boreanaz.

Dani
March 5th, 2009, 09:39 PM
I just envisioned a wonderful new ad, have gorgeous men with chocolate smeared on their chests with the message "got chocolate?"

Who would you like to see smeared with chocolate? Lusty Drool Smilie

note to SJ: no we do not want to see chocolate smeared on Henry, Mildred or the evil octopulets.
I'd like to see Gerard Butler and Brad Pitt smeared with chocolate! Lusty Drool Smilie

CharmedGirl
March 6th, 2009, 02:00 AM
I'd like to see Gerard Butler and Brad Pitt smeared with chocolate! Lusty Drool Smilie


Lusty Drool Smilie Gerard Butler...yes please. He'd look really really fantastic with chocolate body paint on him.

CharmedGirl
March 6th, 2009, 02:01 AM
Did you know Gerard is going to be in a new movie called The Ugly Truth? OMG it looks sooooooo funny. It has Katherine Heigl (from Grey's Anatomy) in it as well. It's not released here in Australia until August 13th though.

lavagrl
March 6th, 2009, 04:14 PM
http://www.coffeetimeromance.com/board/images/icons/icon11.gif
I knew if I checked this forum out I'd be blushing, and low and behold, my cheeks could pass for tomatos. You guys are dirty!

SJ, is Henry a robot? I think I read that somewhere. Either in here or on the forum under coffeewrite.

sjwilling
March 8th, 2009, 02:27 PM
SJ wanted me to try chocolate body paint once. He asked me where I'd like it and I said "on Hugh Jackman . . ."

funny, I still haven't gotten to try it . . .

:eat:

And I got the special Bailey's Irish Cream flavored one too
:errrr:


Hugh and chocolate body paint = lots of yummy fun!!!

Angelina Jolie.... :swoon:


I just envisioned a wonderful new ad, have gorgeous men with chocolate smeared on their chests with the message "got chocolate?"

Who would you like to see smeared with chocolate? Lusty Drool Smilie

note to SJ: no we do not want to see chocolate smeared on Henry, Mildred or the evil octopulets.

Well, actually I was thinking of smearing it somewhere else...


http://www.coffeetimeromance.com/board/images/icons/icon11.gif
I knew if I checked this forum out I'd be blushing, and low and behold, my cheeks could pass for tomatos. You guys are dirty!

SJ, is Henry a robot? I think I read that somewhere. Either in here or on the forum under coffeewrite.

:smartass:

Great to see you here Lavagrl. Henry isn't actually a robot, but he's metallic, red buzzes a lot and is very friendly.

:biggrin:

Unfortunately Hollie, Dani and Bec keep trying to take him away from me.

S.J.

CharmedGirl
March 8th, 2009, 03:23 PM
Unfortunately Hollie, Dani and Bec keep trying to take him away from me.

S.J.

Even if we do manage to take Henry away, there is every guarantee you'll find a new toy (chainsaw) anyway. LOL

Dani
March 9th, 2009, 09:29 AM
http://www.coffeetimeromance.com/board/images/icons/icon11.gif
I knew if I checked this forum out I'd be blushing, and low and behold, my cheeks could pass for tomatos. You guys are dirty!

SJ, is Henry a robot? I think I read that somewhere. Either in here or on the forum under coffeewrite.
We're not that bad! :whistilin:

Sweetie, Henry is a chainsaw (as is Mildred and George or was he the weed whacker?) and the octuplets are clones of S.J. and one of them is gay (like Henry). Have I confused you yet? If so, read more of the threads and you'll catch up (trust me, we have to keep it simple for S.J. to remember where he left off at... LOL).


And I got the special Bailey's Irish Cream flavored one too
:errrr:


Angelina Jolie.... :swoon:


Well, actually I was thinking of smearing it somewhere else...

:smartass:


Great to see you here Lavagrl. Henry isn't actually a robot, but he's metallic, red buzzes a lot and is very friendly.

:biggrin:

Unfortunately Hollie, Dani and Bec keep trying to take him away from me.

S.J.
Okay, first and foremost:

A) It doesn't matter that you have it flavored in Bailey's (even though it sounds yummy). What matters is that you didn't put it on Hugh Jackman for her.

B) I don't want to see chocolate on Angelina. I understand that you do, but I don't want that thought in my head.

C) I definitely don't want to know where you were thinking of smearing it! You know I luvs you, but I'll need to scrub my brain with a stainless steel grill brush to get that thought out of my head.

D) We take him away from you because he's dangerous in your hands. You had Mildred making handburgers, you have Henry making Swedish Meat Balls (and Tube Steak) and who knows what you had George doing before them.

I think I hit all the points here, but I can elaborate more if necessary. Laugh it Up fuzball

lavagrl
March 9th, 2009, 04:11 PM
I think I'm catching up. I've read some of the threads under this. I don't think I'd like Henry much.

If you're still doing the who should be chocolate dipped pole, I'm voting for the guy who plays Sawyer on Lost and the guy that plays Dean on Supernatural.

CharmedGirl
March 9th, 2009, 06:01 PM
If you're still doing the who should be chocolate dipped pole, I'm voting for the guy who plays Sawyer on Lost

Josh Holloway would definitely be yummy with chocolate on him. :notworthy:

sjwilling
March 11th, 2009, 09:22 PM
Even if we do manage to take Henry away, there is every guarantee you'll find a new toy (chainsaw) anyway. LOL

I've got one all set up for the negligee fairy photoshoot. :swoon:
will have to watch my bits, they'd be rather exposed and vulnerable in that flimsy thing.




A) It doesn't matter that you have it flavored in Bailey's (even though it sounds yummy). What matters is that you didn't put it on Hugh Jackman for her.

Hmm, I'd rather let Henry have that job. Now if you're talking Jennifer Aston...


B) I don't want to see chocolate on Angelina. I understand that you do, but I don't want that thought in my head.

Whoopi Goldberg? :eek:


C) I definitely don't want to know where you were thinking of smearing it! You know I luvs you, but I'll need to scrub my brain with a stainless steel grill brush to get that thought out of my head.

Well, Tree will just have to savor it all on her own. Tree? Hey, Tree? Where d'ya go....?

:outtahere:


D) We take him away from you because he's dangerous in your hands. You had Mildred making handburgers, you have Henry making Swedish Meat Balls (and Tube Steak) and who knows what you had George doing before them.

It's not me its the evil octuplets, Henry is my friend, i just cuddle him and hug him. It's the evil octuplets who opened the sausage factory. Well, seven of them anyway. Haven't seen the eight one for a while....

:wideeyed:




If you're still doing the who should be chocolate dipped pole, I'm voting for the guy who plays Sawyer on Lost and the guy that plays Dean on Supernatural.

He needs to be chocolated and marshmellowed :innocent:


Josh Holloway would definitely be yummy with chocolate on him. :notworthy:

Chocolate body paint, whipped cream and a cherry...

:whistling:

S.J.

CharmedGirl
March 12th, 2009, 01:15 AM
Chocolate body paint, whipped cream and a cherry...

:whistling:

S.J.

That sounds good on Josh Holloway.

tree220
March 12th, 2009, 01:19 PM
Chocolate body paint, whipped cream and a cherry...

:whistling:

S.J.


That sounds good on Josh Holloway.

cherry? :err: Josh is a virgin?

CharmedGirl
March 12th, 2009, 04:02 PM
cherry? :err: Josh is a virgin?
Laugh it Up fuzball I don't think so!

sjwilling
March 13th, 2009, 02:20 AM
cherry? :err: Josh is a virgin?


Laugh it Up fuzball I don't think so!


Well, Henry thinks he is, I mean, has Josh ever been to a sausage factory before... Hmm?

:roflmao:

S.J.

CharmedGirl
March 13th, 2009, 04:21 AM
Well, Henry thinks he is, I mean, has Josh ever been to a sausage factory before... Hmm?

:roflmao:

S.J.

Well now, we'll just have to make sure that Josh is well protected from Henry. Laugh it Up fuzball

lavagrl
March 13th, 2009, 03:36 PM
If I ever meet Josh Holloway, I'm appologizing for bringing him into this conversation. Poor guy.

And no, nobody that cute is going to your sausage factory, it's a waste. Henry can have ugly, fat guys.

CharmedGirl
March 13th, 2009, 03:39 PM
If I ever meet Josh Holloway, I'm appologizing for bringing him into this conversation. Poor guy.

And no, nobody that cute is going to your sausage factory, it's a waste. Henry can have ugly, fat guys.

That's right lavagrl. There is no way we'd let Josh end up in the sausage factory.

hollie
March 14th, 2009, 10:55 AM
i think i need to send Dani up there to close this factory before we end up with another mess like we had with Mildred. it took weeks to get the blood from the hand burgers out of the rugs Laugh it Up fuzball

CharmedGirl
March 14th, 2009, 03:18 PM
i think i need to send Dani up there to close this factory before we end up with another mess like we had with Mildred. it took weeks to get the blood from the hand burgers out of the rugs Laugh it Up fuzball

That's a good idea Hollie. Dani definitely needs to shut the factory down and take Henry away from SJ.

Dani
March 15th, 2009, 06:34 PM
That's a good idea Hollie. Dani definitely needs to shut the factory down and take Henry away from SJ.
Hey now! Why do I always get chosen to do this job? I think someone else needs to try this time.

tree220
March 16th, 2009, 11:44 AM
Hey now! Why do I always get chosen to do this job? I think someone else needs to try this time.

They probably pick you because you're actually in the same country. So it's up to you Dani, you're are only hope. I tried to help but the dishwasher just made Henry shine. But it did show a weakness - you can distract him with a mirror when you go to grab him. He can't resist looking at himself!

CharmedGirl
March 16th, 2009, 03:01 PM
I thought Henry would have gone all rusty if you'd put him in the dishwasher.

Dani
March 16th, 2009, 11:06 PM
They probably pick you because you're actually in the same country. So it's up to you Dani, you're are only hope. I tried to help but the dishwasher just made Henry shine. But it did show a weakness - you can distract him with a mirror when you go to grab him. He can't resist looking at himself!
Okay, I'll remember to bring a full length mirror in a truck with me and a few smaller mirrors to lure him out with. I think once I get him infront of the full length one it will be easy to take him. I'm not saying when I'm coming for him cause S.J. will probably try to hide him from me.

tree220
March 17th, 2009, 10:38 AM
I thought Henry would have gone all rusty if you'd put him in the dishwasher.

alas SJ rescued him, dried him off and spent hours polishing him up

*sniff* I wish he pampered me as much as he does his chainsaws.

tree220
March 17th, 2009, 10:43 AM
Okay, I'll remember to bring a full length mirror in a truck with me and a few smaller mirrors to lure him out with. I think once I get him infront of the full length one it will be easy to take him. I'm not saying when I'm coming for him cause S.J. will probably try to hide him from me.

well fortunately SJ knows that the only way he can keep Henry safely away from the lure of mirrors is to chain him up so he can't get to them. and if he does that then Henry wouldn't be able to come out and play. so either you get Henry or Henry gets chained up, sounds like a win win situation to me.

sjwilling
March 17th, 2009, 11:18 AM
If I ever meet Josh Holloway, I'm appologizing for bringing him into this conversation. Poor guy.

And no, nobody that cute is going to your sausage factory, it's a waste. Henry can have ugly, fat guys.

Well I guess the fat ugly ones can make Brats....

:whistling:


i think i need to send Dani up there to close this factory before we end up with another mess like we had with Mildred. it took weeks to get the blood from the hand burgers out of the rugs Laugh it Up fuzball

I told you disposable plastic sheeting, easier to get rid of the eviden... mess.




Hey now! Why do I always get chosen to do this job? I think someone else needs to try this time.

Because you're such a sweet, wonderful, charming, Kick Ass....

:biggrin:


I thought Henry would have gone all rusty if you'd put him in the dishwasher.

He's like me, he's well oiled.


Okay, I'll remember to bring a full length mirror in a truck with me and a few smaller mirrors to lure him out with. I think once I get him infront of the full length one it will be easy to take him. I'm not saying when I'm coming for him cause S.J. will probably try to hide him from me.

I'll blindfold him. Mwahahahaha!


alas SJ rescued him, dried him off and spent hours polishing him up

*sniff* I wish he pampered me as much as he does his chainsaws.

We'll yeh, but throwing you at Josh would have a completely different effect....

:eek:

S.J.

Dani
March 17th, 2009, 06:08 PM
well fortunately SJ knows that the only way he can keep Henry safely away from the lure of mirrors is to chain him up so he can't get to them. and if he does that then Henry wouldn't be able to come out and play. so either you get Henry or Henry gets chained up, sounds like a win win situation to me.
Sounds good to me too!! :biggrin:

CharmedGirl
March 18th, 2009, 02:50 AM
well fortunately SJ knows that the only way he can keep Henry safely away from the lure of mirrors is to chain him up so he can't get to them. and if he does that then Henry wouldn't be able to come out and play. so either you get Henry or Henry gets chained up, sounds like a win win situation to me.

Sounds good to me too. LOL

lavagrl
March 18th, 2009, 02:00 PM
Well I guess the fat ugly ones can make Brats....

:whistling:


S.J.

Huh? Do you mean brats as in have kids, or do you mean the dolls, or something else? I'm lost.

Dani
March 18th, 2009, 07:41 PM
Huh? Do you mean brats as in have kids, or do you mean the dolls, or something else? I'm lost.
I'm pretty sure he meant Brats as in Bratwurst. Here's the info on them from Wikipedia (if you need to know what they are). http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bratwurst

lavagrl
March 19th, 2009, 02:14 PM
I'm pretty sure he meant Brats as in Bratwurst. Here's the info on them from Wikipedia (if you need to know what they are). http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bratwurst

Oh. http://www.coffeetimeromance.com/board/images/icons/icon11.gif

See, now I feel stupid.

Dani
March 19th, 2009, 06:46 PM
Oh. http://www.coffeetimeromance.com/board/images/icons/icon11.gif

See, now I feel stupid.
No need to feel like that. If I hadn't known what S.J. was talking about I would have thought the same thing you did. Thats the reason I said I was pretty sure before saying what I said to you cause it can get confusing even to me.

lavagrl
March 20th, 2009, 01:52 PM
Thanks, Dani. Okay, now that I'm caught up, yes, SJ, the fat, ugly ones are the only ones we're giving up for brats.

sjwilling
March 23rd, 2009, 12:43 AM
Thanks, Dani. Okay, now that I'm caught up, yes, SJ, the fat, ugly ones are the only ones we're giving up for brats.

:whoohoo:

Now I can be rich and famous, if somewhat bloodstained...

:biggrin:

S.J.