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sjwilling
June 4th, 2009, 01:39 PM
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This Ultra Top Secret Data Access Level is restricted to Omega Mu Gamma (the highest there is) so if this isn't what you are, you should just self-destruct your computer and leave.

How to use this guide...

Codename: This is what we call you so that when we talk no one knows what your real name is, right? It has been carefully chosen after much thought, deliberation, and throwing magnetic words at the refrigerator and seeing which ones stick. Don't ever forget it. We will severely punish you. Signed. Fe... Fur... Uhm. <st1:state w:st="on"><st1>:place w:st="on">Me.</st1>:place></st1:state>
Name: Your real name, Duh! We put it on here so you can remember it after all that codename schtick and so all this secrecy with the codename means nothing if the bad guys get hold of your ID card.
Position: This gives you your rank within the PIACT agency. Top rank is Supreme One on Top, Lowest rank is Little Guy on the Bottom. Most folks are sandwiched somewhere inbetween.
Agent Protocol: All top agents can be kinda touchy, you know. So this little tidbit is offered as a way to help you communicate safely with them.
Data Access Level: This gives you your database access level. May be useful when accessing secret data like this thing you're reading.
Important Information: Stuff it might be useful to know about yourself that you didn't even guess.
Special Maneuver: All agents have a unique move in combat. See what yours is here.


:gunsmilie:denotes a new agent at bottom of list.

:turned: denotes name change after sell-off


Agent Roll Call






Codename: Ferocious Furball
Name: S.J.
Position: Supreme One on Top
Agent Protocol: Buy him plenty of coffee and candy
Data Access Level: Omega Mu Gamma
Important Information: Runs the whole show buckaroo, so kow-tow, kneel, abase or do whatever’s necessary to avoid being squashed by this Uber god.
Special Maneuver: A cunning linguistical slapjack attack – can weaken target for indeterminate amount of time and hence give headway to fellow agents.



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Codename: Shimmering Dragon
Name: Tree
Position: First Under Supreme One on Top
Agent Protocol: Chocolate covered strawberries and margaritas please.
Data Access Level: Omega Mu Gamma
Important Information: Has been involved in PIACT since day one, especially skilled in organizing special package deliveries and oral presentations.
Special Maneuver: Ninja kitty tail whip cuddle slash — it’s just, well, stunning.


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Codename: Warrior Wolf
Name: Dani
Position: Field Agent Class 1
Agent Protocol: Speak to only when whipped.
Data Access Level: Alpha Gamma Nu
Important Information: Fully experienced and retired early, called from retirement due to dire crisis. Skilled in personal combat, and kicking the s**t out of someone.
Special Maneuver: The dancing mangler moderator mash –A swift, spinning maneuver capable of removing the chance of paternity lawsuits for life.




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Codename: Formidable Fox
Name: Bec
Position: Field Agent Class 1
Agent Protocol: Approach softly bringing Pizza and Beer.
Data Access Level: Alpha Gamma Nu
Important Information: Young, fresh from spy school, but tough as old hair balls. Tread carefully around this new agent—she has something to prove and has already reached Class 1 status to prove it.
Special Maneuver: Frozen Beer Jug Blabber Stabber – a covert sneak attack which will rend victim speechless, (and breathless) for fifteen minutes.
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Codename: Lightning Lynx
Name: Hollie
Position: Field Agent Class 1
Agent Protocol: Sit up and Beg
Data Access Level: Alpha Gamma Nu
Important Information: This agent has garnered specialist technology which enhances her natural skills and abilities through the use of chemically implanted tattoos.
Special Maneuver: Towering Tornado Tattoo Strike -- an Area of Effect skill which disables all electronics within fifty feet of the target.
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Name: Catherine
Position: Field Agent Class 1
Agent Protocol: Be Polite. If you can’t be polite bring gifts…
Data Access Level: Alpha Gamma Nu
Important Information: Fairly new to the PIACT ranks this agent has sharpened her claws in other departments first. Can be known to disregard orders if they are considered inappropriate.
Special Maneuver: Fast Forward Tummy Rumble – Psychoneurotic attack which disorients target from a distance of 100 feet.

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Codename: Pictish Panda
Name: Carolan
Position: Field Agent Class 1
Agent Protocol: Bring wine, smile, grovel.
Data Access Level: Alpha Gamma Nu
Important Information: Wise beyond her hamster’s years, this agent is a specialist in missions that lean more to the mystical and unexplained. She is a master in the ancient powers of Ogham martial arts.
Special Maneuver: Tappa Kegga Day Vineyard Dash – a rare revival skill which rejuvenates and refreshes all team members, including herself, within a seventy foot radius, hangover pills are available, free, at all PIACT offices. Please note, dancing naked on the Whitehouse lawn while under the influence of this skill is not permitted.





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Codename: Flaming Scorpion
Name: Monica
Position: Field Agent Class 1
Agent Protocol: Kiss the ground she floats above.
Data Access Level: Alpha Gamma Nu
Important Information: Agent Scorpion is specialized in night time deep penetration and data retrieval missions. Do Not Disturb when working.
Special Maneuver: Double hump camel kick whirling sheik-down — a shrieking psychoneurotic/physical attack which leaves the target temporarily defenseless.

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Codename: Lethal Lion
Name: David
Position: Field Agent Class 1
Agent Protocol: Approach manacled, blindfolded and with a can of beer in mouth.
Data Access Level: Alpha Pi Pi
Important Information: Forever on the move agent Lion works exclusively from the nearest bar, inn, restaurant serving alcohol. Always provide pertinent drink during briefings, to help maintain his, um, cover.
Special Maneuver: Cripple crunch couch potato slide — a hands-on attack that leaves no room for doubt and disables the target for three minutes—five minutes if they’re holding the TV remote.




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Codename: Gentle Jaguar
Name: Denyse
Position: Field Agent Class1
Agent Protocol: Come prepared, bring your own whip for her to use.
Data Access Level: Alpha Gamma Nu
Important Information: Gentle by name, lethal by nature. This agent’s ability to heal is equal to her ability to harm. Used best in deep cover missions which last for extended periods of time.
Special Maneuver: Five claw upper crust kiss. A physical/emotional attack which leaves target vulnerable and undefended for two minutes.

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Codename: Lively Lark
Name: Sabby
Position: Field Agent Class1
Agent Protocol: If you can’t grovel, abase yourself.
Data Access Level: Alpha Gamma Nu
Important Information: Small quick and elusive. This agent moves fast and can confound the most sensitive of detectors. Most useful in quick strike and retreat missions, or just for listening in to some very private conversations.
Special Maneuver: Pickled Pecker Picker Pecker. No man is safe…

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:gunsmilie:Codename: Dynamic Drake
Name: Jan van Es
Position: Field Agent Class 1
Agent Protocol: Female: a strip belly dance is cool. Male: grovel meekly, wear clothes.<u1>:p></u1>:p>
Data Access Level: Alpha Pi Pi
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Special Maneuver: <!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <u4:WordDocument> <u4:View>Normal</u4:View> <u4:Zoom>0</u4:Zoom> <u4:PunctuationKerning/> <u4:ValidateAgainstSchemas/> <u4:SaveIfXMLInvalid>false</u4:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <u4:IgnoreMixedContent>false</u4:IgnoreMixedContent> <u4:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText>false</u4:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <u4:Compatibility> <u4:BreakWrappedTables/> <u4:SnapToGridInCell/> <u4:WrapTextWithPunct/> <u4:UseAsianBreakRules/> <u4:DontGrowAutofit/> </u4:Compatibility> <u4:BrowserLevel>MicrosoftInternetExplorer4</u4:BrowserLevel> </u4:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <u5:LatentStyles DefLockedState="false" LatentStyleCount="156"> </u5:LatentStyles> </xml><![endif]-->The Drop Shot Belly Whammer – a three stage maneuver that definitely isn’t wiener friendly.

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:gunsmilie:Codename: Elusive Eagle
Name: Robin
Position: Field Agent Class1
Agent Protocol: <!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <u6:WordDocument> <u6:View>Normal</u6:View> <u6:Zoom>0</u6:Zoom> <u6:PunctuationKerning/> <u6:ValidateAgainstSchemas/> <u6:SaveIfXMLInvalid>false</u6:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <u6:IgnoreMixedContent>false</u6:IgnoreMixedContent> <u6:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText>false</u6:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <u6:Compatibility> <u6:BreakWrappedTables/> <u6:SnapToGridInCell/> <u6:WrapTextWithPunct/> <u6:UseAsianBreakRules/> <u6:DontGrowAutofit/> </u6:Compatibility> <u6:BrowserLevel>MicrosoftInternetExplorer4</u6:BrowserLevel> </u6:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <u7:LatentStyles DefLockedState="false" LatentStyleCount="156"> </u7:LatentStyles> </xml><![endif]-->Males: Gibber, drool and spoil rotten. Female: may cautiously approach as equal
Data Access Level: Alpha Gamma Nu
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Special Maneuver: <!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <u10:WordDocument> <u10:View>Normal</u10:View> <u10:Zoom>0</u10:Zoom> <u10:PunctuationKerning/> <u10:ValidateAgainstSchemas/> <u10:SaveIfXMLInvalid>false</u10:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <u10:IgnoreMixedContent>false</u10:IgnoreMixedContent> <u10:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText>false</u10:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <u10:Compatibility> <u10:BreakWrappedTables/> <u10:SnapToGridInCell/> <u10:WrapTextWithPunct/> <u10:UseAsianBreakRules/> <u10:DontGrowAutofit/> </u10:Compatibility> <u10:BrowserLevel>MicrosoftInternetExplorer4</u10:BrowserLevel> </u10:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <u11:LatentStyles DefLockedState="false" LatentStyleCount="156"> </u11:LatentStyles> </xml><![endif]-->Double Dabber Devil Dive – A full body, double breasted maneuver capable of stunning a man for however long it takes.


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hollie
June 4th, 2009, 02:04 PM
....... and you want a photo of me? or maybe one of my tattoos? there is a nice one with my butt in it as well

sjwilling
June 4th, 2009, 02:13 PM
....... and you want a photo of me? or maybe one of my tattoos? there is a nice one with my butt in it as well

LOL It's up to you Hollie. You're the one going to be wearing the badge proudly... :eek:


S.J.

CharmedGirl
June 4th, 2009, 04:23 PM
Watch out James Bond, there are new agents in town. LOL

Dani
June 4th, 2009, 04:42 PM
Laugh it Up fuzball I totally love the info on our ID cards.

sjwilling
June 10th, 2009, 08:00 PM
Laugh it Up fuzball I totally love the info on our ID cards.


Thanks Dani!

We go through a lot of effort to try and make them fun :eek:

S.J.

Catherine Bybee
June 13th, 2009, 12:34 AM
:notworthy:I bow down to your greatness! Oh, master!

CharmedGirl
June 13th, 2009, 02:04 AM
If I had your agent protocol Catherine I think I'd need to bring gifts today because I've been in such a grouchy mood. I hate Winter!

sjwilling
June 13th, 2009, 03:17 AM
There we go guys, have added yours truly and yours truly special half to the agent roll call too. :)

S.J.

CharmedGirl
June 13th, 2009, 03:24 PM
There we go guys, have added yours truly and yours truly special half to the agent roll call too. :)

S.J.

Tree has a cool agent name SJ.

tree220
June 13th, 2009, 09:07 PM
Tree has a cool agent name SJ.

I guess he listened when I told him he might be taking a lot of cold showers if I didn't get a cool name
smilies/bath_shower.

Dani
June 13th, 2009, 09:34 PM
I like your and Tree's info S.J. :biggrin:

sjwilling
June 13th, 2009, 09:37 PM
I like your and Tree's info S.J. :biggrin:


Thanks Dani, and Bec. LOL It's kind of hard not to do a cool code name for someone when they are standing over your shoulder and holding a frying pan ready....

"Nope, don't like that one. Nope, not that one. Nope. Try again. No, nononononononono....."

:roflmao:


S.J.

Oh, if anyone wants to send candy the address is.....

:arghhhh:

Dani
June 13th, 2009, 09:39 PM
Thanks Dani, and Bec. LOL It's kind of hard not to do a cool code name for someone when they are standing over your shoulder and holding a frying pan ready....

"Nope, don't like that one. Nope, not that one. Nope. Try again. No, nononononononono....."

:roflmao:


S.J.

Oh, if anyone wants to send candy the address is.....

:arghhhh:
I believe that I have it somewhere already, so no need to post it. LOL!

tree220
June 13th, 2009, 11:28 PM
Thanks Dani, and Bec. LOL It's kind of hard not to do a cool code name for someone when they are standing over your shoulder and holding a frying pan ready....

"Nope, don't like that one. Nope, not that one. Nope. Try again. No, nononononononono....."

:roflmao:


S.J.

Oh, if anyone wants to send candy the address is.....

:arghhhh:

it was not a frying pan, I would never hurt my good cookware like that. :TroutSlap:

CharmedGirl
June 13th, 2009, 11:55 PM
it was not a frying pan, I would never hurt my good cookware like that. :TroutSlap:

Yeah you wouldn't want to dint your good cookware tree. LOL

Catherine Bybee
June 14th, 2009, 07:17 PM
I guess he listened when I told him he might be taking a lot of cold showers if I didn't get a cool name
smilies/bath_shower.
Love it, Tree. SJ does know what's best for him. LOL

Catherine Bybee
June 14th, 2009, 07:19 PM
I guess he listened when I told him he might be taking a lot of cold showers if I didn't get a cool name
smilies/bath_shower.


it was not a frying pan, I would never hurt my good cookware like that. :TroutSlap:
A good pan is HARD to find. LOL

CharmedGirl
June 15th, 2009, 02:38 AM
A good pan is HARD to find. LOL

Is that like a good man is hard to find. LOL

sjwilling
June 15th, 2009, 02:57 AM
Is that like a good man is hard to find. LOL


Isn't that one

A hard man is good to find....

If my memory serves me right. :eek:

or

Find a man good and hard...

S.J. :winkiss:

Carolan Ivey
June 15th, 2009, 11:42 AM
Me too PLEEEEEEEZE?? [pathetic puppy dog face]

sjwilling
June 15th, 2009, 11:58 AM
Me too PLEEEEEEEZE?? [pathetic puppy dog face]


I can never turn down a lass that says please.

:)

I'll make Tree work on it. What do you reckon would be a good name for Carolan?

Celtic Koala? Mysterious Mollusc? Barbarian Bee?

:roflmao:

S.J.

Carolan Ivey
June 15th, 2009, 12:38 PM
I prefer Pictish Princess. ;)

If you trust me enough to have access to the PIACT wine cellar, may I request Clearance Level "Tappa Kegga Day"? ;) I will bow to your Superiornesses judgement, though...

Catherine Bybee
June 15th, 2009, 04:32 PM
I prefer Pictish Princess. ;)

If you trust me enough to have access to the PIACT wine cellar, may I request Clearance Level "Tappa Kegga Day"? ;) I will bow to your Superiornesses judgement, though...


Otter here, requesting clearance to the celler. I have a cork to pop... ah, I mean wine to taste. :martini:

tree220
June 15th, 2009, 06:08 PM
I prefer Pictish Princess. ;)

If you trust me enough to have access to the PIACT wine cellar, may I request Clearance Level "Tappa Kegga Day"? ;) I will bow to your Superiornesses judgement, though...

LOL


Otter here, requesting clearance to the celler. I have a cork to pop... ah, I mean wine to taste. :martini:

*makes note to increase security on the wine cellar*
*off to find a cellibate, teetotaling security guard*

Dani
June 15th, 2009, 08:39 PM
Isn't that one

A hard man is good to find....

If my memory serves me right. :eek:

or

Find a man good and hard...

S.J. :winkiss:
I have to agree with the first phrase! You know, it's funny that you mentioned it because in 8th grade my friend and I were talking to the teacher and she let that slip out infront of her. She laughed and agreed with us, but my friend was red faced for a few minutes. :biggrin:


I prefer Pictish Princess. ;)

If you trust me enough to have access to the PIACT wine cellar, may I request Clearance Level "Tappa Kegga Day"? ;) I will bow to your Superiornesses judgement, though...
You know, if you keep telling him things that you're going to make his ego bigger and Tree's going to have to knock him down to earth again. Then again Tree might like that. Laugh it Up fuzball


*makes note to increase security on the wine cellar*
*off to find a cellibate, teetotaling security guard*
Awww, come on Tree, we like wine too and every once in a while we should be allowed to go down there.

Hmm, I bet I can make this guard un-cellibate. :devil:

tree220
June 16th, 2009, 01:04 AM
You know, if you keep telling him things that you're going to make his ego bigger and Tree's going to have to knock him down to earth again. Then again Tree might like that. Laugh it Up fuzball

I only do it for his own good to him to keep him from working so hard. If I didn't then he'd constantly be enlarging all the doors in the house so his head will fit through them. Innocent?


Awww, come on Tree, we like wine too and every once in a while we should be allowed to go down there.

Hmm, I bet I can make this guard un-cellibate. :devil:

*makes note to try and find either a eunich or a female prison guard who also happens to be the reigning heavy weight wrestling champion of the world.*

Catherine Bybee
June 16th, 2009, 08:47 PM
LOL



*makes note to increase security on the wine cellar*
*off to find a cellibate, teetotaling security guard*

They all say they don't drink... As for cellibate... Hon, we're professionals. *licking fingers*


I have to agree with the first phrase! You know, it's funny that you mentioned it because in 8th grade my friend and I were talking to the teacher and she let that slip out infront of her. She laughed and agreed with us, but my friend was red faced for a few minutes. :biggrin:

LOL... Wish I'd seen that


You know, if you keep telling him things that you're going to make his ego bigger and Tree's going to have to knock him down to earth again. Then again Tree might like that. Laugh it Up fuzball


Awww, come on Tree, we like wine too and every once in a while we should be allowed to go down there.

Hmm, I bet I can make this guard un-cellibate. :devil:

I know we can.


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I only do it for his own good to him to keep him from working so hard. If I didn't then he'd constantly be enlarging all the doors in the house so his head will fit through them. Innocent?

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*makes note to try and find either a eunich or a female prison guard who also happens to be the reigning heavy weight wrestling champion of the world.*

I'm not worried... :smokindevil:

Dani
June 16th, 2009, 10:47 PM
I only do it for his own good to him to keep him from working so hard. If I didn't then he'd constantly be enlarging all the doors in the house so his head will fit through them. Innocent?
I can only imagine how many times a week you have to do that. Laugh it Up fuzball


*makes note to try and find either a eunich or a female prison guard who also happens to be the reigning heavy weight wrestling champion of the world.*
You know there's always a way to get past either choice. :devil:

tree220
June 17th, 2009, 02:07 AM
They all say they don't drink... As for cellibate... Hon, we're professionals. *licking fingers*



I know we can.



I'm not worried... :smokindevil:


I can only imagine how many times a week you have to do that. Laugh it Up fuzball


You know there's always a way to get past either choice. :devil:

*sigh* you guys aren't making this easy on me so I'm just going to have to play hardball now . . . I'm just going to have to get your grandmothers to guard the wine cellar.

hollie
June 17th, 2009, 05:37 AM
Hey thats OK my Nan would allow us to 'try' everything just so we could see if we like it or not. as long as we say please and thank you.

tree220
June 17th, 2009, 01:23 PM
Hey thats OK my Nan would allow us to 'try' everything just so we could see if we like it or not. as long as we say please and thank you.
guess I'll have to use my grandmother then . . .

Dani
June 18th, 2009, 05:17 PM
*sigh* you guys aren't making this easy on me so I'm just going to have to play hardball now . . . I'm just going to have to get your grandmothers to guard the wine cellar.
Unfortunately, mine are dead. Unless you want to use my stepdad's mother, but she's 89 years old and I can get past her easy. All I have to do is tell her that I'll take her to IHOP when I'm finished. Laugh it Up fuzball

sjwilling
June 24th, 2009, 06:23 PM
Well of course if you want to stop a bunch of young ladies getting in to the wine cellar the best way is to install a couple of guards who are ex-wrestlers, body builders and lesbian nymphomaniacs....

Unless, of course, the young ladies are that way inclined.

:)

S.J.

Dani
June 24th, 2009, 08:13 PM
Well of course if you want to stop a bunch of young ladies getting in to the wine cellar the best way is to install a couple of guards who are ex-wrestlers, body builders and lesbian nymphomaniacs....

Unless, of course, the young ladies are that way inclined.

:)

S.J.
Well, you know, a job's a job and agents have to do whatever it takes to get it done. Laugh it Up fuzball

tree220
June 24th, 2009, 10:03 PM
sounds like an interesting plot for another CTR Angels . . .

Dani
June 25th, 2009, 04:40 PM
sounds like an interesting plot for another CTR Angels . . .
Uh-oh. I think I just gave her an idea.

sjwilling
June 26th, 2009, 02:41 AM
Uh-oh. I think I just gave her an idea.

Huh, she wouldn't dare to write a story about PIACT agents.

:arghhhh:


S.J.

sjwilling
June 26th, 2009, 03:03 AM
Hey Guys, Just wanted to let you know that our new agent Pictish Panda has her ID card details now at the bottom of the Agent Roll Call list. Be sure to give her a hansome welcome now, I'm sure she needs it after the gruelling training she's had.

:wideeyed:

S.J.

Carolan Ivey
June 26th, 2009, 02:49 PM
Must start working on my woad-tattooed panda costume post-haste!! :D

CharmedGirl
June 27th, 2009, 04:06 PM
Welcome to the PIACT ranks Pictish Panda.

Dani
June 27th, 2009, 09:21 PM
Huh, she wouldn't dare to write a story about PIACT agents.

:arghhhh:


S.J.
But YOU would though.


Hey Guys, Just wanted to let you know that our new agent Pictish Panda has her ID card details now at the bottom of the Agent Roll Call list. Be sure to give her a hansome welcome now, I'm sure she needs it after the gruelling training she's had.

:wideeyed:

S.J.
Welcome to the agency Panda!

Carolan Ivey
June 27th, 2009, 11:16 PM
Glad to be aboard! :)

sjwilling
June 29th, 2009, 07:32 PM
Must start working on my woad-tattooed panda costume post-haste!! :D

Love the pictures you sent the link to. Those woad women are really cool

S.J.

sjwilling
July 15th, 2009, 11:32 AM
Must start working on my woad-tattooed panda costume post-haste!! :D


Now that would be cool :)

S.J.

sjwilling
July 15th, 2009, 11:33 AM
Okay, we've got two more victims, er, agents on the PIACT roll call. Monica Burns and Catherine's husband David.

Let's hear it for the good guys!

Yay!

Will get their stories to you all as soon as I can. :)

S.J.

Catherine Bybee
July 15th, 2009, 12:43 PM
Oh... my! What will the DH think. lol.

A little hint for you SJ... My DH once knew two girls... TWINS who he nicknamed "Carbon - Copy" It was the 60's what do you want? lol

Have fun with that!

Dani
July 15th, 2009, 04:03 PM
This is going to be fun! :)

CharmedGirl
July 15th, 2009, 05:41 PM
I finally received my agent card and book in the post. OMG it is so cool!

Catherine Bybee
July 15th, 2009, 05:47 PM
We are all cyber-geeks... You know that, right? lol

sjwilling
July 16th, 2009, 08:17 PM
Oh... my! What will the DH think. lol.

A little hint for you SJ... My DH once knew two girls... TWINS who he nicknamed "Carbon - Copy" It was the 60's what do you want? lol

Have fun with that!

Hint taken, would he mind being surgically implanted with a spare?
:eek:


This is going to be fun! :) Isn't that what writing is all about?


I finally received my agent card and book in the post. OMG it is so cool!

Glad you like it Bec. Just don't let the Bush administration see it unless you want to have a few illegal wiretaps :lol:.


We are all cyber-geeks... You know that, right? lol

I always said geeks have better sex because its all we think about... :innocent:

S.J.

Catherine Bybee
July 17th, 2009, 12:30 AM
Hint taken, would he mind being surgically implanted with a spare?
:eek:

Oh, I'd like to read that. Not that he needs it... but he could have twice the fun! lol

sjwilling
July 21st, 2009, 01:47 PM
Oh, I'd like to read that. Not that he needs it... but he could have twice the fun! lol


He's undergoing reconstructive surgery now....

S.J.

sabby07
August 29th, 2009, 03:10 PM
Special Maneuver: Pickled Pecker Picker Pecker. No man is safe…



I'm LOVNG it!!!! Bouncy Icon Smilie:roflmao:

sjwilling
September 1st, 2009, 12:42 AM
just to let you all know, Lethal Lion's mission is now up on the forum Yay! Just don't let Omniscient Otter know...

:arghhhh:


S.J.