"Half-human, half-vampire. All trouble."
"the wish to be immortal is high"
"You forget darling. I am the local psychopath."
"Upstaged by ham and pancakes again"
"Are you seducing me or talking about it?"
"When will you bad guys ever listen? I keep warning and warning, and no-body seems willing to listen. One of these days someone is going to wake up to the fact that I'm serious when I say never to attack my sister without looking over your shoulder for me."