Hey everyone whats goin on? sorry i been absent, things goin on with the baby have really kept me away, im still here at the hospital :( but fortunately im only a few short weeks away from going...

you know...the advantage i have is a great one...discussing your plans on the thread really isn't a smart move...*buys a hemet and puts on his old 12 oz gloves* im a pussy cat when i want to be...but...

i don't appriciate being undermined by my wife everytime i turn around...i believe i had it right the first time i wrote it....Nessy is the wierd aunt and Dani is the mommy figure :) lmao Nessy the...

yea...one big disfunctional family here on coffee time...Dani is like the mother figure....Nessy is like the wierd aunt with a pet fish that she does god knows what with....Bec is kind of...

so you want round two huh? well i'll tell you what...i'll go get drunk and hit my head repeatedly with a baseball bat....and then maybe...MAYBE...you will be a match for me muahahahahaha....just...

but mommy she started it!!!! *kicks Nessy in her fish*

well EXCUSE me lmao!!!! im so sorry that upset you Nessy....we don't like hearing about your fish problems either but we tolerate it for you lol

not while my wife is around....lol i actually picture sarahs during the more provocotive scenes lol

maybe i can talk about quinn....not much to say about him really :P hahaha

*walks shyly back into the room and kicks dirt around with the toe of his left boot looking down....*

well good for all of ya ;) Nessy and Bec share that fish and Dani has myspace lol everyone has something and i think thats great! lol

im not that bad :( lmao ok so i am hahaha she makes me have sex with my clothes on hehehe

well im very glad for you bec lol

im gentle as a pussy cat lol i wouldn't assault nobody....well...my wife may occasionally see my "wilder" side hehehe *puts leopard print assless chaps on * lmao try to sleep after that nausiating...

lol...women have to have something to get them through the tough times lmao. its better than running off to a bar and getting wasted and taking home the first swingin hombre lol.

thank you for standing up for me :) lmao if you all must know...it was bikini style lmao

good..now this is a place for Quinn....let ppl talk about him lol

that was said in reguards to Dani lmao You just have a problem with lake trout...and i blame Nessy...she's worse than a drug dealer, its not your fault your hooked....lmao...get it? "hooked" hehehe

you can help what you married but not what you create lmao im sure all the women in here can tell you some stories about there mates and children lol

*prays* dear god, please help Nessy, Bec, and Dani....they have a serious problem and nothing i try seems to help....sexually maniacle, anphibian loving deviates are in abundance on coffee...

its not my fault you can't take me anywhere lmao....i just can't believe that there are women out there that are so blessed that they wear a bras that my head can barely fit in lmao...anywho...any...

hey now bec....don't get me started on you lmao i have reason to believe that Nessy loaned you her fish....after the way you defended it in earlier posts lmao and i do enjoy it, every chance that i...

well tell him to sign on to my anti-penis movement....im gonna call it that since it seems to be the topic in which you ladies constantly find yourself conversing in. lol besides....its only two guys...

Nessy...no matter how bad you become....just remember you'll always be second best so long as there is a tongue in my mouth!!! lmao more guys would be fun...its hard handling so many women on here by...

i only like to shop when i actually have the money to do it...and even then i want to get in, find what im lookin for and get the hell out of dodge before all the money is gone lmao, and in walmart...