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  1. Hi Bec, long time no see. How are you and the...

    Hi Bec, long time no see. How are you and the family doing? Hoping to get online more but taking things slowly, starting small and working up. Trying to get Atlantis IV polished up and submitted....
  2. Good luck with the school Hollie. It's always...

    Good luck with the school Hollie. It's always interesting to go back to learning when you're older. And good luck with the editing stuff. There's nothing better in the world than to be able to earn a...
  3. Hey Hollie, I'm 190lbs lighter with skin and...

    Hey Hollie,

    I'm 190lbs lighter with skin and bones arms and legs and still retain my huge tummy. I kinda look like a bowling ball with sticks stuck in it. LOL.

    Still, we think we now have a...
  4. Ten things that go Bump!... (Some slight adult humor.)

    ...And are normally associated with Ouch!

    1. Having sex while wearing a chastity belt.

    2. Taking a hill at high speed on your friend's motor bike while wearing a strap on dildo.

    3. Giving...
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    What's in a kiss?

    Hey, wanna find out what I feel about first kisses...

    Take a quick peek at my guest blog post...

    http://rosemariewolf.blogspot.com/

    and be very surprised...

    (I hope)
  6. Thread: Gone AWOL?

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    AhA! So that's why I got the impassioned plea for...

    AhA! So that's why I got the impassioned plea for mercy from octuplet #8, come on now Dani, you know he's the gay one.

    :roflmao:

    S.J.
  7. Thread: Gone AWOL?

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    Is she still holding their... uhm, them hostage? ...

    Is she still holding their... uhm, them hostage?

    Greedy girl !

    :)

    S.J.
  8. Thread: Gone AWOL?

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    Gone AWOL?

    Nope not me, honest, that was those evil octuplets that sneaked behind me, tied me up and kept me locked away for several months.

    I'm trying to get back and caught up with folks. So hi.
    ...
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    So long and thanks for all the fish!

    Hey Folks.,

    My time here, alas, has come to an end. But I'm still around the internet and waiting with bated breath, or is that baited breath :)

    If you have any questions, queries or anything...
  10. Lesson the Last–The Joke that fell with Egg on it’s face. (Ooops that wasn’t funny!)

    Lesson the Last – The Joke that fell with Egg on it’s face. (Ooops that wasn’t funny!)

    <O:p</O:pThere are several tried and trusted methods for making your joke flop faster than a monk denied...
  11. Lesson Six – The sweet and gentle art of tease. (The funny kind, alas!)

    Lesson Six – The sweet and gentle art of tease. (The funny kind, alas!)

    <O:p</O:pThere are two types of tease that can be used in humorous writing. One, like snarky, is a weapon of defense to...
  12. Lesson Five – Humor with Bite. (Don’t get your Butt Bit)

    Lesson Five – Humor with Bite. (Don’t get your Butt Bit)

    <O:p</O:pToday’s lesson revolves around Snarky humor. So, let’s get the definitions out the way and we can slap this bad boy around a bit....
  13. Thread: Hi Guys!

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    Hi Guys!

    Just a little note to apologize for not being around much lately. Kinda overdid it at RT and had a few health problems when I came back. *ugh* Not that I needed anymore.

    I will probably still be...
  14. Lesson Four-Cream Pie Fiasco and Pregnant Guy spy. (Dodging, ducking the POW) Part 2

    Lesson Four – Cream Pie Fiasco and the Pregnant Guy spy. (Dodging and ducking the POW’s) Part 2.

    <O:p</O:pHaving pretty much thrown the cream pie into the face of slapstick comedy, we’d like to...
  15. LOL well they may be told by oxy morons... ...

    LOL well they may be told by oxy morons...

    but yes it takes a lot of hard work and time to come up with puns which are genuinely fresh and funny. Some authors, like Piers Anthony, who use a lot...
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    Name that Toon! winners!

    Hi Guys and Gals, bet you'd thought I'd forgotten all about that blog over on Coffee Thoughts. Well I hadn't, and after pulling the lucky winners from the hat and a long deliberation with some...
  17. Lesson Four–Cream Pie Fiasco and Pregnant Guy spy. (Dodging, ducking the POW) Part 1

    Lesson Four – Cream Pie Fiasco and the Pregnant Guy spy. (Dodging and ducking the POW’s) Part 1.

    In this lesson I just want to clear up a little bit of confusion.

    <O:p</O:pNo, I’m not...
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    Taste of Love

    The Taste of Love
    <O:p</O:p
    The taste of your love fills me.
    Satisfies
    Brings my pulse to fever point
    In time to love’s
    Sweet cries.
    Tasting you, with gentle nips
    A searching tongue
    And...
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    I neeeeed another name!

    Okay everyone, I was telling you yesterday about my Silent Women (PIACT) series and The Narcissus Complex. Well, I completely forgot to tell you about the HERO in the story and his little friend (no,...
  20. Thread: Just Because

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    Don't forget the roses and scented candles :) ...

    Don't forget the roses and scented candles :)

    S.J.
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    Congratulations Anne! Nice review and healthy...

    Congratulations Anne!

    Nice review and healthy kids what more could we ask for :)

    S.J.
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    Great to see ya neighbor! Grats on the book...

    Great to see ya neighbor!

    Grats on the book and looking forward to seeing the excerpts and stuff.

    :)

    S.J.
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    So, whatcha got for us Lauren, Any nice excerpts,...

    So, whatcha got for us Lauren, Any nice excerpts, web pages, things I can drool over?

    :)

    S.J.
  24. Thread: Denise!

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    hey how is Maryland, We've just moved away from...

    hey how is Maryland, We've just moved away from that area.

    Got any excerpts?

    Not that I'm greedy :innocent:

    S.J.
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    Hi Kelly, Welcome to CTR, I keep telling...

    Hi Kelly,

    Welcome to CTR, I keep telling Karenne we need to get regular strippers and a bar in here, What do you think?

    :)

    S.J.
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