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    Please stay clear of the below the belt kicks or...

    Please stay clear of the below the belt kicks or punches... i might want more kids soon..... expect for that area... go ahead and kick every where else i dont mind lol j/k honey....
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    <TABLE class=bodyblue_v2 id=jokeIframeTable2 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD style="HEIGHT: 15px">New FDA Alcohol Warnings for Booze Bottles</TD><TD style="HEIGHT:...
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    women without arms or legs is sitting on a beach...

    women without arms or legs is sitting on a beach weeping. A guy walks by and asks her what''s wrong. She says, "I''ve never been kissed before." The man feels sorry for her and gives her a long...
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    *WARNING* A woman walks into a tattoo parlor....

    *WARNING*

    A woman walks into a tattoo parlor. She gets into the chair and tells the tattoo artist, "I want two tattoos, one on each of my inner thighs. I want a turkey on one thigh and a...
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    <TABLE class=bodyblue_v2 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD> </TD><TD>An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but...
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    I dont think the "look" will work on him if...

    I dont think the "look" will work on him if someone else is doin it... it only works when i do it lol.... and he has taken boxing before so please be careful
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    http://www.freemyspacegraphics.com/Graphics/Funny_...

    http://www.freemyspacegraphics.com/Graphics/Funny_Myspace_Images/images/funny_myspace_image_10.jpg

    my husband says that this is pretty much how it happened for him lmao
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    http://www.lawes-world.de/wp-content/uploads/2006/...

    http://www.lawes-world.de/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/FunnyPart-com-cat_comparisons.jpg
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    http://www.herni.net/funny-looking.jpg hubby...

    http://www.herni.net/funny-looking.jpg

    hubby thought this was just the "cats meow" so i had to post it lol
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    http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c103/wulfweard/f...

    http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c103/wulfweard/funny/funny20pictures20parody20and20satir.jpg
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    http://images.bigoo.ws/content/image/funny/funny_4...

    http://images.bigoo.ws/content/image/funny/funny_44.jpg
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    thats a great one dani

    thats a great one dani
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    u made it sound kinda right DG..... anyway...

    u made it sound kinda right DG..... anyway nessy... sometimes the weird aunt aint such a bad thing after all.... but if u want to believe ur the cool hip aunt then by all means go ahead! LOL but i...
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    A young couple drove several miles down a country...

    A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.

    An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position.

    As they passed a barnyard...
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    Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing...

    Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives.

    One signs to the other, boy was my wife mad at me last night!

    She went on and on and wouldn't stop!

    The other Buddy says when my...
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    In answer to the question "What's wrong?" The...

    In answer to the question "What's wrong?"

    The wife says: The same old thing.
    The wife means: Nothing.

    The wife says: Nothing.
    The wife means: Everything.

    The wife says: Nothing, really....
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    As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to...

    As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working...
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    A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and...

    A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?"

    His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life."...
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    It is illegal to mistreat anything of great...

    It is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance.

    Owners of tigers must notify authorities within one hour if the tiger escapes.

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    Florida Crazy Law Penalty for...

    <CENTER>Florida Crazy Law

    </CENTER>Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.

    It is considered an offense to shower naked.

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    Q: How do you scare a man? A: Sneak up behind...

    Q: How do you scare a man?
    A: Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

    Q: Men will brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very moment for their call. Who are these women?
    A:...
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    One day, a fairy visits a lonely widow and says...

    One day, a fairy visits a lonely widow and says that she is there to give her three wishes.

    ''I wish I was 21 and beautiful!'' The wish is instantly granted.

    ''I wish I had a million...
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    <TABLE class=bodyblue_v2 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD> </TD><TD>There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to...
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    This guy went into a restaurant and ordered his...

    This guy went into a restaurant and ordered his meal. When the waitress came out with his soup, he noticed that she had her thumb stuck into it. This upset him, but he let it go. She then brought out...
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    o and dani... i think he says ur like a mom cuz u...

    o and dani... i think he says ur like a mom cuz u watch over us and deal out the punishments as needed lol
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