Hi my name is Scott Robson, from Spellfire Seasons A Fairy Merry Christmas, and I'm an everyday Aussie bloke. I like hanging with the mates at the pub for a beer. Shit stirrers they all are, gotta be careful I don't get caught out doing anything sissy. Personally, I think being a SNAG might be pretty cool. But I ain't tellin' those mongrels, I'd never hear the end of it.
Me and the girls, well they love me, yeah...okay so I'm a little shy around the ladies, nuthin' wrong with that. Okay, so my knees knock everytime I have to talk to woman on me own.My dear old mum always taught me to respect a woman, I like to get to know em a little bit before I think about...well you know....gettin' close to 'em.
Sure I pretend with me mates to be some big lady killer, but the truth is I just want someone who's got my back, you know? Someone I can cuddle up when I come home from the building site. But I can't do anything that even remotely hints at me being the lovey-dovey kind...I hate to think about those bludgers taking the piss outta me. Especially me best mate, Barry Barnes.
Jeezus! Barnesy never misses a chance to shit stir me. But I trust him, ya know? He's always there for the really important stuff. Don't tell him I said that.
So here I am, sitting in Australia, minding me own beeswax, and you decide to send me to Spellfire, Texas.
I mean, Anna, what were you thinking?
Anna- Oh come on Robbo, going to Spellfire is the best thing that ever happened to you. Better than sitting around the pub with a bunch of blokes. You did meet Topaz Sinclair there.
Yeah, s'pose you are right about that. She's a bonza bird that Topaz. But did you have the scare the crappers out of me by turning me into a faery, fer crissakes...? Me, a FAERY? You know how to hurt a guy.
Anna- You don't want to hear Topaz hearing you talk like that, she's very proud of her Fae heritage. I think you've seen enough of her bad side already.
You got that right. She's firey little sheila that one. *chuckle* she packs a good right hook to. I guess if I had to go be a faery I'm glad you had Topaz there for me. I don't think I could have ever gotten through it with out her. *looks around* Hope those mongrels never heard that, ah well stuff 'em anyway. I ain't embarassed about saying I love her, but these pink wings they are another thing...
Anna- You had to have pink wings Scott. Remember Topaz told you the Pink neons are very rare. Your flying lessons aren't going too badly. But we can't give too much away that will be in the next story. I wouldn't worry about your friends stirrin'you up, they don't mean it. If they have a problem with it then they aren't real friends. At least the new ones you made in Spellfire accept you for who you are.
Heh! yeah them poor bastards, they are heaps worse off than me. A vegan vampire and werewolf who hates body hair, Jeezus! Still each to their own...live and let live.
Anna- There, see how much you've changed since you left Australia? You'll be a SNAG in no time...*grins*
Don't you start...you are as bad as the rest of 'em. If i have to be a bloody Faery, well I'm going to be damn good at it. As soon as I master this flying stuff...I hope it's soon, I hate this motion sickness stuff...
Anna- Shhhhh.....you'll give it all away. I think you'd be better off trying to decide if you are ever coming back to Australia or not.
You say that like I've got a choice...you know it will be up to you. I'm at your mercy...after the New Year's Eve story, that scares me. There's some mean buggers in Spellfire. And poor Barry...
Anna- Don't you worry about Barry, he'll take care of himself. When I do his story you'll see that.
Yeah, he's a tough old bastard. Tougher than me by far. The ladies love him. I still don't see why I had to have these bloody pink wings. I wonder what everyone thinks of me and Barry, reckon we'll get any questions?
Anna- Sure you will. You might even have a few fans out there. I'll put a special excerpt in the For Your Eyes Only section.
Cheers Anna, Yeah, give em giggle and introduce them to Dr Phial. But not that snoozer in the mirror, he's got an attitude problem that bloke...