Dead like us-tell that woman to stop slapping my face!

[Anna Fallon]

Hey All-I'm Ty, Tyler Whitney from never Say Die in the Egyptian Realms Digest. That IS my name. Although Anna decided it was a good idea to call me Nebtawi for a while, I mean Nebtawi, what's up with that? Still, it was better than Violet's Neferheptetes, or some mouthful I can hardly pronounce.
Now, I know you writers do a lot of weird stuff in the name of fiction, but taking a couple from the future back to Ancient Egypt, and then throwing in a bogus little demon plus an Angel..?

It just all seems a little bit over the top to me. I mean we started out with me in an alley, kissing the love of my life, why not just let us get right to the sex and miss out all that drama?

Anna- That would have been pretty boring for the reader, now wouldn't it. As explosive as you to are at sex, I don't think anyone would have been all that interested. Besides it was time you learned a few things about love.

I could have done with learning it with less slaps from that damned infernal woman. Why couldn't she just admit she loved me? I know, I know, reader enjoyment and all that. But still...

Anna- You two got there in the end. You both had a lot of complex emotions to work through, not to mention the past to contend with. I mean the things you guys went through are probably the hardest things anyone would ever have to go through. It takes a long time to come back from that sort of thing. At least you can be happy now.

I still think it's a bit way out the way you had us back in that ancient tomb, with no memory and stuff. I'm just happy Violet and I came through it all in the end. One thing is for sure, I'm never getting in between that woman and her orgasm, sheesh! I almost felt sorry for George, almost...

Anna- George had to learn that you just can't have everything we want overnight. Anything worth having takes time. I do agree, this was one of my more unusual story lines...anyone out there read it? I'd love your opinion on if it worked overall...