A spoofy, sexy short definitely not to be taken seriously. A hard blowing special with www.literaladdiction.com and www.joannekenrick.com. Cover art by www.sydgill.com
BLURB: Leaf blower in tow, and his secret weapon at the ready, Archie the vampire focuses on getting back to his damsel in distress at all costs. But zombies, while slow, are tenacious, and it just might cost him an arm and a leg.
Can Archie battle his way through zombie land and save his lady love before the sun comes out to play again? Will Aquanet sufficiently hold his hair in place so he can maintain his hero good looks til the end of our tale? Will we ever discover if he’s a true Scotsman?...erm, will he sufficiently use his head for something other than zombie food?


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