My mama knows what I write. She asked me if it was dirty and when I told her yes, she laughed like this. "Bwhahahaha!" It's not really my mother who worries me, it's the people who didn't teach me that being narrow minded, intolerant, and rude was wrong that do.

I'm at the point where I just don't care anymore, but still, I don't want trouble for my husband and daughter either. My mama, well she doesn't care, as long as my heroine is um.. *sighs* mean, she's happy. Yeah, those are her words. "Is she mean? Is she sassy?" Yes mama. "Bwhahaha!" Seriously, yall did know where I got my insanity from, right?