Feel free to use this space to toss various questions at me that you feel don’t fit in with the teaching posts. I will answer most questions except ones like “Are you pregnant?”, “Is your dog fat?” and “Who was that woman I saw you with at the Nationals because it wasn’t your wife?”

(To that last questioner… I have the five grand, when can I get the photos?)

So please feel free to throw your writing/humor questions at me and I’ll do my very best to answer. And if I can't answer I'll do my very best to ignore the question.