Occasionally I play the thursday thirteen game on my blogs. I really enjoyed this weeks so I'll post it here too. Or, feel free to visit my blogs to see it in its natural habitat.
Thirteen spams from my inbox:
Coinciding with my last Thursday thirteen I thought I'd give an example, or thirteen, of just what I'm talking about.
I picked the oddest, funniest and the filthiest of the 200 or so I had collected over the past few days.
One.) Joseph Lockett: New gigantic rod is easy to get!~Short and thin weenies provoke female derision, so take care to increase it!
* say, yuhuh
Two.) very CheapPrice Bacheelor, MasteerMBA, and Doctoraate dip1omas icq ekzg 9je2 - We can assist with Diplomas from prestigious universities based on your present knowledge and …
* I say, nuh uh
three.) Zachariah Ortega: Huge tool to please your lassie
* I say, great evil villain name, not very Scottish though
four.) Darius Dyer: A horse shoe is considered lucky; A Gucci shoe for less than cost will get you lucky!
* I say, Nyce
Five.) rainer Otchis: aerbdniw
* i say, say what?
Six.) Momot: Wanna have a bazooka in your boxers? Twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I wonder how small you are, wake up and get big now.
* I say, my ultimate favorite
Seven.) Craig Mcfadden: Small cucumber is your disadvantage
* I say, a close second and I found the Scottish man
Eight.) Laa: Please spare me your anaconda
* I say, pwahahahaah
nine.) jaon: Learn how to be masterpecker
* i say, Would that be master wood pecker, or master woody wood pecker?
Ten.) Dennis Waller to Frogland : Try and life up to them, to you will seem spent all for nothing
* i say, who is this mysterious frogland?
Eleven.) brooke azizi: Breitling - Click here The items that have found you
* i say, click where?
Twelve.) Alfonso Gates: New way of baby-maker enlargement
* I say, come on Alfonso say it with me, P-E-N-I-S
Thirteen.) Margo Lund: Enlarge your machine size
* i say, Um Margo, I'm not an android ok?
Oooh that was therapeutic.