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  • None, I am the parlor sort.

    0 0%
  • Only enough to make my stomach beneath my corset tingle.

    1 5.56%
  • I like to wave my fan frantically before me in the hopes that no one will notice my blush.

    2 11.11%
  • Someone usher me out of the room and lock me in the bedchamber so that I can enjoy the sex.

    6 33.33%
  • Someone rip my gown off and simply have sex with me as I read through every single page!!

    9 50.00%
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    Default WARNING - ADULT CONTENT - Friday Topic & Polls - Sex Through The Ages

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    Sex Through the Centuries: Making ancient love sizzle

    Today is about fun! So get a fresh cup of coffee, pull up a chair, and just enjoy these wonderful articles from Kensington writer, Delilah Marvelle about sex throughout history:

    ARTICLE 1

    The history of the bed (the shortened version) by Delilah Marvelle

    As much as we know about history, the origins of the first bed are somewhat muddled. There is not one particular person, tribe or country that can raise their hand and lay claim to it. But one thing is very clear. Every country throughout history had a different approach to its philosophy. The Persians, for instance, had an obsession with cushions. So much so that the bed itself needed to be placed upon a cushion. The Greeks and Romans, were obsessed with coverings and height. Some beds were so insanely elevated that steps were needed to climb to the top. Think of a bunk bed. On steroids. To my utter disappointment, the British were prudes when it came to the bed. They believed in functionality and did not deem it proper to associate it with “you know what.” You were born on it and you died on it. Nothing more. The French and Italians, however, decorated the bloody hell out of their beds, making it quite impossible for anyone to think the bed was used for anything BUT improper dalliances. So while the Brits had one solid bed that they passed on from generation to generation, Henry Harvard's Dictionary of French beds (1887-1890) describes 69 different types of beds. Though perhaps not too surprising when the rulers of France themselves garnered quite the collection. Louis XIV, for example, had a total of 413 between all his palaces. And I'm certain he used every single one. Wink, wink.

    ARTICLE 2

    The History of the Strip Tease (the shortened version) by Delilah Marvelle

    The idea which had originally created the striptease was not meant to be a form of legal prostitution, but to allow the men in the audience an erotic, entertaining and artistic fantasy which afterward would allow the men to return home to their wives with their “morals” intact. So when exactly did it all begin? There seems to be no definitive answer to this, but most history points toward the theatrical venue known as the burlesque. Which means the term striptease and burlesque became fused together during the 1920's. And though we think of can-can girls and so on when it comes to the history of burlesque, you'll be surprised to find that the origination of the striptease itself is rather an American product coming from popular theatre in the 1860's. Americans still wanted to keep the idea of a woman contained. After all, if an ankle could cause a man to hand over his horse and carriage, the thigh could only cause him to hand over the house and children. Heaven forbid! So all sorts of tricks were devised to draw men into watching these "burlesque" shows under the guise of "entertainment." Things such as full body stockings known as "fleshlings" started making appearances. Simply think of over sized pantyhose pulled over the length of a corseted body that came in shocking colors of flesh or white. All giving the illusion that the man was watching nude women prance about the stage when in fact they were very well clothed. Fleshlings were eventually tossed and the rest as they say is history.

    ARTICLE 3

    The Frog Prince Tale by Delilah Marvelle

    You all remember the Frog Prince Tale, yes? Of course you do. The Princess happens upon a slimy, little frog when she loses her golden ball in a pond. She asks for help in retrieving it, but alas, the frog refuses to cooperate unless she kisses him. The Princess is naturally disgusted but a golden ball is worth a lot of money. So she compromises herself in the name of said golden ball and kisses him. Lo and behold! He turns into a gorgeous prince. The story itself was told to show the power of a kiss. That a kiss can cause one to close their eyes and when it is over and the eyes are re-opened, an emotional connection occurs. She wanted a prince, so she got one. At least that is how it's supposed to work. Now what is fascinating about the Frog Prince Tale is that the story actually holds a measure of truth. A frog CAN turn into a prince. How? Did you know that certain frogs like the Bufo Marinus secrete a toxin to ward off predators? And when licked (or kissed in this case) is causes visual and auditory hallucinations. So the prince didn't actually exist for the poor girl. But the frog did!! I suppose all that matters is that she lived happily-ever-after...

    ARTICLE 4

    The Temple of...Sexual Doom? (the shortened version) by Delilah Marvelle

    Indiana Jones would have had QUITE the erotic adventure if he had decided to treasure hunt in the Babylonian temple known as the temple of Mylitta. Mylitta was a very fascinating Babylonian version of Aphrodite. There were many rules and laws surrounding the worship of Mylitta. By law, Mylitta, the goddess of love, wanted every woman in the kingdom of Babylon to go into her temple once in her lifetime for a specific purpose. To prostitute herself once in her lifetime. I give you a version of Herodotus that best explains (mind you I intend to comment between these texts...how can I resist!): "Many women, proud of their great wealth and desirous of keeping themselves apart from the vulgar (even though they were about to become vulgar themselves...ehm) traveled in a closed and covered carriage (so that the men on the street wouldn't come running to flip up their togas the moment Lady X drove up to make her sexual sacrifice). She was followed by a number of maidservants into the temple. (Though maids they were not for long...). When a woman became seated she could not return home (can you imagine?!) until one of the men (milling about the temple looking for a good frig) threw down a gold piece into her lap and said, "I demand you in the name of Mylitta.'" The woman would then have no choice but to follow the stranger outside the temple and have intercourse with the man. Sadly, this was expected from every woman once in her lifetime be she married or not, be she old or not, be she sick or not. Mylitta would be waiting. As would all the men...

    ARTICLE 5

    Authentic Personal Ads Back in the day (shortened version) by Delilah Marvelle

    Behold some of my favorite examples:

    February 14, 1868, New York Herald:
    " A Gentleman worth $50,000 desire to marry a woman from 18 to 30 years old, who is willing to make home happy, with a view to matrimony. Send photographs; rejected ones returned if stamp is sent."

    How nice. Clearly, he wants sex first, matrimony possible if sex is good.

    November 24, 1865, New York Herald:
    "A young lady, extravagantly fond of dress, desires the acquaintance of a wealthy gentleman; no other need answer; with a view to matrimony."

    Oh, yes, that will have all the wealthy men knocking on her door. It seems no matter the era, women will always pine over wanting a rich man...

    March 21, 1866, New York Herald:
    "If the lady who from an omnibus smiled on a gentleman with a bunch of bananas in his hand as he crossed Wall street, corner of Broadway, will address A, box 6,735, Post Office, she will confer a favor."
    The poor man. He MUST be bananas...

    January 2, 1892, New York World:
    "Wanted, a young lady of German parentage; must be a 36 bust and understand bookkeeping on a small scale. Apply Milbaner & Bleiweiss."
    Now this here is the most straightforward employer I've ever come across. Clearly.


    Glimpsing ads from days of old gives us a sense of what the reality was for these poor souls in search of the perfect mate. Curiously enough, I don't feel times have changed all that much. We all still want handsome and rich. And men, God bless them, still want a particular bust size.

    DISCUSSION: Are there any other interesting factoids about sex through history that anyone would like to contribute?


    ASSIGNMENT: No assignment today!
    Last edited by Minnette; October 17th, 2008 at 08:59 PM.
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    On the topic of beds, we all love the romance of the ornate, velvet curtained beds, yes? Well, sure the curtains helped to keep the chill out, but it also allowed a small measure of privacy. For often the servants would sleep in the room at the foot of bed. Sex was not so private in the old days with small, crowded rooms. And I am discussing a proper landed gentlemen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vivian A View Post
    On the topic of beds, we all love the romance of the ornate, velvet curtained beds, yes? Well, sure the curtains helped to keep the chill out, but it also allowed a small measure of privacy. For often the servants would sleep in the room at the foot of bed. Sex was not so private in the old days with small, crowded rooms. And I am discussing a proper landed gentlemen.

    I love the effect of the bed curtains. So much so, I have a four-post bed with bed curtains. It feels much more intimate and cozy. I highly recommend them.
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    Oooh, I love the sound of a bed curtain to give it a more intimate feel. I guess I'm odd man out, lol, but I like the tension and build up to sex more than just a graphic sex scene. Btw, I loved the article on The Temple of Sexual Doom. Quite interesting...
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    I voted for the hottest choice. Although you'll never catch me in a gown. A kilt perhaps, but never a gown.

    Yes, the French and Italians make great beds. It's one of the reasons I'll be moving to Europe if it ever becomes financially possible.

    As far as factoids go the only one that comes to mind is that a UN survey discovered there are 100 million orgasms occurring every day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rgraham666 View Post
    As far as factoids go the only one that comes to mind is that a UN survey discovered there are 100 million orgasms occurring every day.
    Love it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by rgraham666 View Post
    I voted for the hottest choice. Although you'll never catch me in a gown. A kilt perhaps, but never a gown.

    Yes, the French and Italians make great beds. It's one of the reasons I'll be moving to Europe if it ever becomes financially possible.

    As far as factoids go the only one that comes to mind is that a UN survey discovered there are 100 million orgasms occurring every day.
    100 million orgasms!!! Wow. That blows my mind. Can you imagine the positive energy that must send to the earth? That's fantastic. I hope the people who read my book will contribute to the number. LOL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lyn Armstrong View Post
    100 million orgasms!!! Wow. That blows my mind. Can you imagine the positive energy that must send to the earth? That's fantastic. I hope the people who read my book will contribute to the number. LOL.

    I'd like to know how many of those orgasms are from Women / Men / Self Induced?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Catherine View Post
    I'd like to know how many of those orgasms are from Women / Men / Self Induced?

    If walls could talk. LOL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lyn Armstrong View Post
    If walls could talk. LOL.
    I can think of a couple of times that there were no walls involved when I had an orgasm.
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