Quote Originally Posted by tree220 View Post
looks like I'm going to have to find a better gag to use, I should have known not to trust him when he said cookies make the best gags . . .
I make the best gags but no one laughs at them.

Quote Originally Posted by tree220 View Post
he has lapses of judgement at times. fortunately I'm here to show him the error of his ways.

well I remedied the gag problem and a scarf probably would have worked but I took the gag part literally and used one of his dirty socks.

But I'm ashamed to say that in a moment of weakness I unchained him. He exploited my weakness and promised to clean the kitchen if I let him go. Revenge may be sweet but a clean kitchen trumps it any day in my book
Oh, I thought you let me go because I'm a cunning linguist?



S.J.