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    Default Piact agent roll call

    This is a list of all PIACT agents currently in hiding throughout the known universe.

    This Ultra Top Secret Data Access Level is restricted to Omega Mu Gamma (the highest there is) so if this isn't what you are, you should just self-destruct your computer and leave.

    How to use this guide...

    Codename: This is what we call you so that when we talk no one knows what your real name is, right? It has been carefully chosen after much thought, deliberation, and throwing magnetic words at the refrigerator and seeing which ones stick. Don't ever forget it. We will severely punish you. Signed. Fe... Fur... Uhm. lace w:st="on">Me.lace>
    Name: Your real name, Duh! We put it on here so you can remember it after all that codename schtick and so all this secrecy with the codename means nothing if the bad guys get hold of your ID card.
    Position: This gives you your rank within the PIACT agency. Top rank is Supreme One on Top, Lowest rank is Little Guy on the Bottom. Most folks are sandwiched somewhere inbetween.
    Agent Protocol: All top agents can be kinda touchy, you know. So this little tidbit is offered as a way to help you communicate safely with them.
    Data Access Level: This gives you your database access level. May be useful when accessing secret data like this thing you're reading.
    Important Information: Stuff it might be useful to know about yourself that you didn't even guess.
    Special Maneuver: All agents have a unique move in combat. See what yours is here.


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    Agent Roll Call


    Codename: Ferocious Furball
    Name: S.J.
    Position: Supreme One on Top
    Agent Protocol: Buy him plenty of coffee and candy
    Data Access Level: Omega Mu Gamma
    Important Information: Runs the whole show buckaroo, so kow-tow, kneel, abase or do whatever’s necessary to avoid being squashed by this Uber god.
    Special Maneuver: A cunning linguistical slapjack attack – can weaken target for indeterminate amount of time and hence give headway to fellow agents.

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    Codename: Shimmering Dragon
    Name: Tree
    Position: First Under Supreme One on Top
    Agent Protocol: Chocolate covered strawberries and margaritas please.
    Data Access Level: Omega Mu Gamma
    Important Information: Has been involved in PIACT since day one, especially skilled in organizing special package deliveries and oral presentations.
    Special Maneuver: Ninja kitty tail whip cuddle slash — it’s just, well, stunning.


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    Codename: Warrior Wolf
    Name: Dani
    Position: Field Agent Class 1
    Agent Protocol: Speak to only when whipped.
    Data Access Level: Alpha Gamma Nu
    Important Information: Fully experienced and retired early, called from retirement due to dire crisis. Skilled in personal combat, and kicking the s**t out of someone.
    Special Maneuver: The dancing mangler moderator mash –A swift, spinning maneuver capable of removing the chance of paternity lawsuits for life.


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    Codename: Formidable Fox
    Name: Bec
    Position: Field Agent Class 1
    Agent Protocol: Approach softly bringing Pizza and Beer.
    Data Access Level: Alpha Gamma Nu
    Important Information: Young, fresh from spy school, but tough as old hair balls. Tread carefully around this new agent—she has something to prove and has already reached Class 1 status to prove it.
    Special Maneuver: Frozen Beer Jug Blabber Stabber – a covert sneak attack which will rend victim speechless, (and breathless) for fifteen minutes.


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    Codename: Lightning Lynx
    Name: Hollie
    Position: Field Agent Class 1
    Agent Protocol: Sit up and Beg
    Data Access Level: Alpha Gamma Nu
    Important Information: This agent has garnered specialist technology which enhances her natural skills and abilities through the use of chemically implanted tattoos.
    Special Maneuver: Towering Tornado Tattoo Strike -- an Area of Effect skill which disables all electronics within fifty feet of the target.


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    Codename: Orgasmic Otter
    Name: Catherine
    Position: Field Agent Class 1
    Agent Protocol: Be Polite. If you can’t be polite bring gifts…
    Data Access Level: Alpha Gamma Nu
    Important Information: Fairly new to the PIACT ranks this agent has sharpened her claws in other departments first. Can be known to disregard orders if they are considered inappropriate.
    Special Maneuver: Fast Forward Tummy Rumble – Psychoneurotic attack which disorients target from a distance of 100 feet.



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    Codename: Pictish Panda
    Name: Carolan
    Position: Field Agent Class 1
    Agent Protocol: Bring wine, smile, grovel.
    Data Access Level: Alpha Gamma Nu
    Important Information: Wise beyond her hamster’s years, this agent is a specialist in missions that lean more to the mystical and unexplained. She is a master in the ancient powers of Ogham martial arts.
    Special Maneuver: Tappa Kegga Day Vineyard Dash – a rare revival skill which rejuvenates and refreshes all team members, including herself, within a seventy foot radius, hangover pills are available, free, at all PIACT offices. Please note, dancing naked on the Whitehouse lawn while under the influence of this skill is not permitted.



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    Codename: Flaming Scorpion
    Name: Monica
    Position: Field Agent Class 1
    Agent Protocol: Kiss the ground she floats above.
    Data Access Level: Alpha Gamma Nu
    Important Information: Agent Scorpion is specialized in night time deep penetration and data retrieval missions. Do Not Disturb when working.
    Special Maneuver: Double hump camel kick whirling sheik-down — a shrieking psychoneurotic/physical attack which leaves the target temporarily defenseless.



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    Codename: Lethal Lion
    Name: David
    Position: Field Agent Class 1
    Agent Protocol: Approach manacled, blindfolded and with a can of beer in mouth.
    Data Access Level: Alpha Pi Pi
    Important Information: Forever on the move agent Lion works exclusively from the nearest bar, inn, restaurant serving alcohol. Always provide pertinent drink during briefings, to help maintain his, um, cover.
    Special Maneuver: Cripple crunch couch potato slide — a hands-on attack that leaves no room for doubt and disables the target for three minutes—five minutes if they’re holding the TV remote.


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    Codename: Gentle Jaguar
    Name: Denyse
    Position: Field Agent Class1
    Agent Protocol: Come prepared, bring your own whip for her to use.
    Data Access Level: Alpha Gamma Nu
    Important Information: Gentle by name, lethal by nature. This agent’s ability to heal is equal to her ability to harm. Used best in deep cover missions which last for extended periods of time.
    Special Maneuver: Five claw upper crust kiss. A physical/emotional attack which leaves target vulnerable and undefended for two minutes.

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    Codename: Lively Lark
    Name: Sabby
    Position: Field Agent Class1
    Agent Protocol: If you can’t grovel, abase yourself.
    Data Access Level: Alpha Gamma Nu
    Important Information: Small quick and elusive. This agent moves fast and can confound the most sensitive of detectors. Most useful in quick strike and retreat missions, or just for listening in to some very private conversations.
    Special Maneuver: Pickled Pecker Picker Pecker. No man is safe…

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    Codename: Dynamic Drake
    Name: Jan van Es
    Position: Field Agent Class 1
    Agent Protocol: Female: a strip belly dance is cool. Male: grovel meekly, wear clothes.>>
    Data Access Level:
    Alpha Pi Pi
    Important Information: The things this guy can do with a wiener is out of this world. A must have companion for the local barbeque and grill out missions.
    Special Maneuver: The Drop Shot Belly Whammer – a three stage maneuver that definitely isn’t wiener friendly.

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    Codename: Elusive Eagle
    Name: Robin
    Position: Field Agent Class1
    Agent Protocol: Males: Gibber, drool and spoil rotten. Female: may cautiously approach as equal
    Data Access Level: Alpha Gamma Nu
    Important Information: Eagle’s ability to hear even the smallest pin drop in the middle of a heavy metal rock concert is truly unnerving. Very useful in covert ops and data gathering missions.
    Special Maneuver: Double Dabber Devil Dive – A full body, double breasted maneuver capable of stunning a man for however long it takes.



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    Last edited by sjwilling; June 9th, 2010 at 08:39 AM. Reason: Added agents
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